This article is a perfect summation for my deep feelings of unease about this election. Try as I might I can’t get comfortable. I’ve set my course and I’ll make my peace with it, but at best, it will be an uneasy peace.

They come from a long tradition of brutal exploitation, so many people do not trust this new raison d’etre.

Fuck zoos.

One of the best pieces of advice I ever heard, which we should be telling men and women is “When you get drunk, get high, etc, you put your safety into the hands of others.” I actually read this on a travel blog. This is something everyone should think about, are you able to effectively evaluate your safety? If not,…

I am always amused at the irony of people who are generally on the left end of the political spectrum immediately declaring that the only solution is for men to be more righteous, and that it’s unfair and misogynistic to ask women not to make themselves vulnerable to precisely the sort of men who are least likely to…

You don’t go for that chinless creeper look?

Aw that Tiffani girl doesn’t know how to apply fake eyelashes at all, that is sad and she should just stop.

No, just that “Mercado” means market.

Kylie doesn’t even look like Kylie.

No one knows for sure.

So basically you’re signing papers at city hall and not really having a wedding. So what do you know about the stress of event planning? It’s cool that that’s what you want to do, but plenty of people feel pressured into having a major event.

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

Real teeth are some of the most underrated things in Hollywood. I love watching a movie from pre-1995ish, and realizing that actors used to be able to lead a movie with a wonky, off-white smile.

It’s all relative. During their marriage, the amount of money she earned was pretty major. His standard of living could potentially be a lot lower post-divorce (again, it’s relative).

not going to lie, this is exactly how my mom gets in contact with me when she needs me.

That header pic is breaking my heart. I miss Blake-free Gwen and her natural teeth.

I know that Gwen is more successful, but Gavin Rossdale sold 12 million albums and had headline tours. Why are we talking like this guy is destitute?

iCloud has led to so many cheaters getting busted.

Fine. They’re excellently fit. Can they excellently bake bread, grow tomatoes,build a kite, recite poetry, make paper mache, play music, build a table, or any other of a hundred million endeavours that are at least as engaging and worthy of a human being’s time as working out. Nothing at all wrong with exercising to…

Fuck this, having kids is a perfect excuse. Exhaustion is a perfect excuse. Post partum depression or overall coming to terms with motherhood is a perfect excuse. Becoming a mom is hard, we don't need to add this body shit to it.