Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

This is insane. One the one-hand, the conservatives don’t want her to have an abortion. Once that baby is born, though, those same people will be consider it an “anchor baby” who is wasting our tax dollars. Unreal. You just can’t fucking win with these people.

It is interesting to see this intersection of the forced-birth crowd with the death-to-all-anchor-babies crowd. I’m glad she was able to follow through with her plan and I certainly didn’t hear any forced-birther offering to adopt the baby should she have been forced to carry to term.

Fuck yeah, Go ‘Stros!!

Ben Reiter is going nuts right now (For those that can’t see it, this was the cover of the June 30, 2014 issue of SI)

Morton was simply amazing. Not at all the way I thought that game would go.

Fuck the Yankees.

America’s Home For Friends And Family Guy reruns TBS

I prefer (Redacted) cocaine (Redacted) bath salts (Redacted) off her pussy (Redacted) ball gag (Redacted) and a shaved billy goat.

Nice cynical take. No, he got played like a stupid drug addicted older white guy who likes doing blow off (redacted) black women while having moral issues about black men kneeling for that stupid song while protesting inequality. He got exactly what he deserved and so far, as far I can tell... only other white men…

Do they not know that bc is used not only to prevent pregnancy but also by people with endometriosis and PCOS (among other things)? I mean, do they want people with the symptoms that I have to cramp so badly that digging their uterus out with a spoon seems like a good option? Do they want us to bleed for forty-five…

How timely.

It’s an Island (of Gun Control) surrounded by a really big Ocean (of gun nuts)

Seriously.

This cracked me up:

I’m sure those people who spent the last 8 years screeching about deficits will be equally appalled by this proposal... right?

We’re being terrorized by our own president. The ICE raids, the potential nuclear war because Trump wants to show that uppity North Korean whose dick is bigger, potentially deporting the Dreamers, stoking racism, our president is deliberately frightening us and dividing us. We are at a dark and terrible point in…

Look, if we’re going to do this whole “nuclear annihilation” thing, can we just get it over with?

I am a teacher at a high school........in the last 10 and a half months I have made it a point to sit down during the Pledge of Allegiance for obvious reasons. My students have picked up on this and they don’t bother standing either. #StandForOurAnthem? Donald Dump can go #KissMyAss.

There is sooo much going on, like bad weather, bad missiles and all he worried is about important stuff the SPORTS!!!!