I mean other than the complete lack of public transportation, the 300+ days of summer (plus the 100+ days of super-sayan summer), the weekly industrial fire/explosion, and occasional devastating hurricane...it’s ok

Our motto in TX for the next few months:

I resent the fact that my little poor country in Central America, can declare elections as national holidays and are held always on sundays, provide free public transportation for the day, and offer free sandwiches and coffee in polling places. America needs to do better.

If you think that’s stupid, the Browns hate kneeling so much they refused to go into the victory formation all season.

What also kills me is the whole “this is a second amendment right and we can’t infringe it!” Those assholes try every day to infringe on voting rights and privacy rights.

I was in the tenth grade when Columbine happened. If you had told me then that Columbine would happen again, and again, and again, not just in schools but movies theaters, workplaces, concerts, all across the country, for the next twenty years, I would never have believed you. Yet, here we are. I will be there on…

I asked a bible thumper/gun humper who posted that meme “then how do we explain all the church shootings?” Crickets

First time I’ve seen a Deadspin article title quote Gisele Bundchen’s how-to modeling book.

I think it’s malware, I’ve seen it on phones and tablets for years. No website gives a shit about the kind of ads they use as long as they get paid, so sneaky scripts are put in that fuck up people’s phones and tablets.

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

I miss the mustache.

Pile on the quarterback? I think he avoided that on the fumble.

“Then he found Diggs at the 34-yard line, and I thought Diggs was just gonna hop out of bounds to stop the clock. For a split second, I was like, “What is he doing?!”

So, do the Patriots have a 42-0 lead by halftime next week, or can the Jags D keep it to 28?

This felt more like a garbage 2k trade where you keep adding more and more players until the team accepts.

His only impression of Africa is probably those Feed the World commercials with crying children. I work in immigration law and do a ton of visas for doctors and have brought many amazing doctors and researchers from these “shithole” countries to a hospital that has been ranked #1 in the U.S. many many times.

Republicans are just total bananas. Democrats are not like this...right? I can’t think of an equivalent example of cognitive dissonance on the Dem side. I mean, Republicans don’t want anybody to have birth control, then they’re super unsympathetic when people have unwanted pregnancies, and of course refuse abortion…

This pisses me off so much. Birth control is prescribed for so many conditions (primarily because so little attention is paid to women’s health by the medical research profession that it’s still the best option for a lot of conditions that modern medicine shrugs its shoulders at and says, “Eh, it’s probably a…

In addition to being racist and all-around offensive as fuck, this is a stupid and useless idea. Boomers are retiring now. We need people in our work force now. Getting pregnant right this very second will do exactly jack shit to help this problem - if we don’t fix it with immigrant labor in the meantime, we’ll be so…

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…