• David Schwimmer is “fuming” over being snubbed from Jennifer and Justin’s secret wedding.

Join Huckabee as a co-defendant. $$$

Subtle.

Yes, I've been pretty impressed with her willingness to show some of her uglier views and naivety on her show and then examine those issues and her privilege. It would have been easy for her to edit herself to perfection, but instead it tackles some of the heavier issues, even if that doesn't paint her in the most…

“They say she young, I should’ve waited She a big girl, dog when she stimulated” ...aww to be young and innocent again...

Yeah if she actually cried out of jealousy, that is really disturbing.

I misread as Tom Brady.

If anything, it looks like McDreamy.

Religious rednecks. So both?

But you know how to hold them in in like professional settings, right?

Hahaha. No, just the tip of the iceberg in realizing he had no clue how to be an adult.

We did break up shortly after he moved in...

Kylie Jenner.

My ex, at the age of 26, had no idea you could hold in a fart.

Loud threats? I’m talking about this, where she assumes she is going to be awful in seconds based in large part on no eye contact. Not saying she couldn’t have turned out to actually be awful, I am saying I would feel bad if someone assumed I wasn’t making eye contact because I think they are below me.

It makes me sad that waiters interpret lack of eye contact like this. Mine is just caused by social anxiety. :-/

Seriously. Throw her out and/or call the cops. This was just a waste of sangria!

It's an easy one to have slide in if typing fast! Only pointed out because of the charming imagery.

“Dessert landscaping.” I imagined a backyard that looks like Candyland. Really a delightful typo.

There was a class action against Yasmin.