People say I look like her, and I've never seen it. It finally makes sense.

How is a baby being bald newsworthy?

Ha, totally.

I think it’s funny! But I have a little bit of a twisted sense of humor. If you are at all nervous, maybe just mention it to the host so you can avoid wearing it in front of someone whose teenaged cheerleading daughter is knocked up. :)

If you are going to risk being super offensive, at least have it be a little clever, like a couples costume where the guy is winning the Olympics and the woman does the Vanity Fair cover.

Ha, I automatically did a kegel when I read the first “kegel” in your sentence, before I read you also do upon reading. Glad I'm not alone.

Same. That gif alone is making me blush like a school girl.

Is this the part where we bring up jonhammswang.tumblr.com? I went through a 6 month phase where every time I got drunk I woke up with it pulled up on my phone because I just got had to tell everyone about that tumblr’s existence. I feel pretty crude telling this to Don Draper....

It’s like he's never seen UnREAL.

No, it's very common in the U.S. too.

What if you just popped the question and let people answer in the comments rather than taking the time to comb through for the best answers? :) Reading the comments was the best part anyway and I had already read most by the time you posted the answers.

I just broke up with my boyfriend last night and am in the process of moving him out. This is not the time to tell me how to obsessively cling to memories!

Like when Jack on Will And Grace includes a seat for his Cher doll in his reservations!!

Indeed. After reading this article, I went home and binge watched it.

While Andi’s season was airing, screenshots went around of “andidorman” in Josh’s favorites on snapchat.

My dad is hard of hearing but likes to be in on the fun, so when we're watching something together he will laugh uproariously with us and then ask us to explain the joke.

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Exactly. Opposing it makes it all the more appealing to teenagers. I can see how the lesser evil is staying involved in the relationship so she will actually value your advice and not make any permanent awful mistakes.

Baby Ariana?

I ate at Per Se in NYC (a gift) which was like a million dollars and the fanciest of chefs, but the part I still drool over 3 years later is the gf donuts they made for me.