Make a new kid, this one’s done. 

The vulnerability of electronic voting is the quietest scandal going. I believe that vulnerability was purposely “back doored” in to those machines at the behest of the republican party in order to preserve their tyranny of the minority. Making that back door means those machines are vulnerable to any determined…

In a nutshell - sunroofs today are: more prevalent, more larger, more curved to the car design - so failed sunroofs that spontaneously shatter are a kind of a thing now. It actually makes sense.

Step 1: Get a dog.

Dear Lifehacker,

Hotels charge hundreds of dollars a night for a room and we’re supposed to supplement their staff’s wages on top of that? Actually, they’re incentivizing us to not even use the service by offering points for not using housekeeping services at all. Which I find additionally mean to their employees (hey you get to work…

“we’re going to give The People something that’s

“If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?”

RIP Mitch

Objectively, I get it, you’re trying to be an Uber driver equivalent of air-courier. For rapid transit of court documents, data recovery hard drives or other urgent packages, it makes sense.

How about when you reach the gate, they club you over the head with a blackjack then they stack you like cordwood, bound and gagged, until you reach your destination. Then, for a small fee, they revive you with smelling salts.

Counter argument : nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

I refuse to be seen drinking or serving white wine like some kind of peasant!

This question is confusing. Are we talking about SMS texting through the phone carrier, or messaging in general using other protocols? At least to me, ‘texting’ ≠ ‘messaging’

Get a cat, preferably from a shelter. Setup night-vision cameras in your house to record said cat taking its time in murdering the mouse. You can even setup a drinking game for watching the video, if the cat does something entertaining, drink. Please remember to call an ambulance when you suffer alcohol poisoning.

Am I the only one who only has rolling chairs in my office? Not sure how I can do most of these exercises on those - the squats would be downright dangerous on a rolling chair.

Mine are two years old and in perfect condition.

“Do you know how far away I was from being my high school valedictorian? My high school valedictorian went to Yale and is currently in medical school. I’m sitting in my bedroom eating Doritos and writing about mail I get. That’s how far.”

I think being asked to change (or join) a religion for a relationship should be an automatic dealbreaker.

Honestly, I’d welcome their moving all their fees to higher ticket prices. Fees are invisible. Ticket prices are compared and consumers will force them to keep those in check.