So as long as we're referencing Winnie the Pooh, this is what high PA looks like.

Everybody's all like, "Tip your server", "This isn't the case at my restaurant", "Pooling tips sucks", and "Attractive servers get bigger tips". Meanwhile, I'm over here like, "Looking at that receipt picture, since when does 69.90+6.99=75.89? Should be 76.89. Server got screwed again.".

That is TERRIBLE.