Please expand on why its so unbelievable that he would use “jest” or “perceived.” Unless of course you're running late to a rally.

I’m black, and I’m perfectly fine with the double standard regarding who can and cannot say nigga. White people are going to have to let that one go.

Either this was really stupid, or I need another coffee.

Scathing. Expertly written. Incisive.

you are so dumb. you are really dumb. for real.

This makes me miss my home state. Don't ever change MN.

For who argues that Texas football, or Indiana basketball tops the high school sports charts, do either of them inspire videos like this? I didn't think so.

LOL this is why my mom friends and I have a secret Facebook group where we can vent about how we shackle our kids to hot radiators, I mean, deal with stress.

At least he's wearing a lovely gold shirt.

The reason it was posted is that it's funny.

I guess that's one way to promote synergy

Russell Wilson heard that he had the opportunity to dance onstage with Flo Rida, but he decided to pass.

Swing and a miss on that one.

one does not merely walk away from getting your scrotum blasted to smithereens.

You are aware that 18-19 year olds do porn, are teenagers, and are basically the exact same age as the teens a recruitment expert would focus on right? I mean if you're going to try to be pedantic, get your fucking facts straight.

You quoting your friend Nick quoting Patton Oswalt.

cc: Rex Ryan

Yes, I agree, that entertainment offering clearly sucked, judging by the way everyone consumed it obsessively. This opinion is sound and good.

Whales go "ka-ploomp," so it makes sense if you think about it.

Johnny Tebow.