Please don’t comment if you’ve never ridden a horse. It’s obvious

Remarkably stupid comment, thank you.

should we put in a request to hulk hogan?

...and here come the comments which both completely prove the point of the article and justify its existence!

Much like 50, Lamar probably has max two quarters of basketball left in him.

I have been on the third page, second paragraph of Gravity’s Rainbow for exactly 1 year and 3 days now

“Why is the news so relentlessly negative!”

THESE VIKINGS I CALL THEM JULIUS CAESAR BECAUSE THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS JUST ENDED ON A BRUTAL SHANKING.

How about now?

So his name actuallly “Reggie”?

But he only has two “g”’s at the end.

No, he only spells it with two “g”s.

I know. Sleeping on the job is a no-no in pretty much all professions. Goodell cannot let this kind of behavior slide.

solid kimchija

Have none of you dickheads posted the thing for this guy?

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire

“Cops ended up driving Sydor’s son to his game.”

The hottest of takes.

If only you had actually read the story and realized it was her choice to not pursue the matter further.