I am with Drew on both accounts. Room temperature pizza is God's work and crust is not part of the pizza. Eating it just takes up valuable real estate in the stomach for the actual pizza. The only thing it's good for is a handle. Most pizza places have to flavor it with butter & garlic or stuff it with cheese & bacon…

I am assuming he keeps cocaine in his hat and wants to make sure it doesn't fall out.

Meanwhile, MIT's uniforms are a C++

used Paint, not good at this but what the hell

Chloe apparently tweeted a photo of a cheese grater (which was later deleted) before the game, because Packers fans are Cheeseheads, get it?

We are all Smarf.

Fully expecting a "Problems, ranked" post soon.

Jesus. Drake's wardrobe is really on its Worst Behavior.

I think she's annoying as fuck.

There are dry-stone walls and glass-fronted wine cabinets bulging with Montrachet and Pomerol, priced in four figures for men with teeny-weeny penises.

Showing the conclusion of the Bengals-Panthers game was the sports equivalent of the Rick Roll.

Manny grow up admiring Ronaldo, ronaldhino, Beckam, cr7, and Messi but I grew admiring Landon Donovan his my hero since I was a kid. It's sad to see him retire and even though manny will argue his career wasn't as glamorous as others for me his a legend, Farewell Landon! And Thank You for making me love soccer/futbol.

PLEASE HOLLYWOOD PLEASE GIVE US AN ALL MALE CHARLIE'S ANGELS IT WOULD BE AMAZING

Or a Cuban Scarface!