"players are prohibited from engaging in any celebrations while on the ground." Isn't every celebration technically performed on the ground?

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

SKOL +1

"Yeah Imma still pick up your kids for our daycare carpool on Monday, as per our scheduled agreement, but Imma be like 20 minutes late and I'm not apologizing, ya dig? And you best not be late to pick up mine on Tuesday, fool. Also, bitch, my wife and I had a lovely time on Saturday evening and your wife makes a…

So unsportsmanlike! Thank God he got a penalty it's guys like him that are ruining football! But seriously why did he get a penalty.

Well HELLO ALSHON. HAVEN'T SEEN YA SINCE I DRAFTED YOU.

Green Bay Quadruple Diesel Skunkleberry Kush

and some guys just have big ol' dicks

We must preserve the caricatures, people! It's the only way we can honor the noble savages!

This is a good time to direct y'all to my favorite tweet:

It's funny how, unless conditioned to accept and tolerate certain groups who think and act differently from us, some people are just full of hate and spite. You are one of those people, econdave. I'm sure you'd be a homophobe and racist too, if you weren't shamed out of it.

I get the feeling these particular fans are more concerned about the pussification of America than about violence in and around football.

Shead: Elizabeth, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This team has meant so much to me, to us, so I wanted to ask you the question here. Will you...will you let me be your 12th man?

You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know, and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free.

Can't just be happy that a guy kept a dog from getting hurt?

Also the guy in the first row flipping off the pitcher during his delivery.

Adrian, Ray, please note the fists do not come in contact with the child or woman.

+1 the switch was made of thermite!