Nothing can get the Eagles faithful behind anyone for more than 3 months. That’s because the Eagles faithful are the type of Americans who ISIS uses in recruitment videos.

I am sure they have no bias in reporting that at all! no sirree!

The Eagles front office right now.

We also did this for the horoscopes if they didn’t show up on time. Talk about a feeling of deja vu for those Capricorns amirite.

Pretty sure a 12 year old looking at a dick on a cell phone is both illegal and horrible parenting. Where do you live, I can anonymously call Child Protective Services.

If this were Peyton Manning, he’d have 11 defenders carrying both him and the pizza, but the media would still say “He could still work for Dominos next year!”

Enjoy it LA! The Ram’s offseason is always more exciting the regular season.

They’ve been bankrolling the federation’s athletes for over 20 years, but after Chinese company Li-Ning made a competitive offer, Nike allegedly paid out hundreds of thousands in “honorariums” and “commitment bonuses”on top of the $1.3-$1.5 million they pay already

Bingo. The screen of my small-ish phone is roughly the same size as the hypersensitive Miller Lite ad. It is almost impossible to scroll past without oops-clicking, which happens so often the phone added the ad link to my ‘faves’ page. So my current brand affiliation with Miller is now ‘Oh my god fucking no not again.’…

Those Miller Lite ads on Gawker mobile serve no purpose but to build negative brand equity. They make the site a pain in the ass to use, and while I wouldn’t have bought Miller Lite before, I now feel like encouraging people I see drinking it to switch to something else.

Nancy Reagan would just say, “...”

What’s crazy is the accent is a fake. He grew up in NOLA, and Archie’s isn't that thick.

Particularly kids.

Seeing a large group of Penn State fans wearing t-shirts that say “Team Ream” is deeply unsettling.

Out of curiosity, why are you here instead of Jezebel where false-dual hetero-hate narratives are the site’s calling card?

oh I know, but those UFC chicks look like rotweillers without their makeup.....I would politely tapout at the bedroom door. Now, let’s pray that no one from jezebel reads these comments.

I wasn’t suggesting these women have sex. I was proposing the kinda-absurd/kinda-awesome-in-a-WWE-way idea that all three fight at the same time.

As with most questions in life, the answer is “have a three-way.”

The sentence is longer than Holm’s reign as champ.

Holly Holm’s reign as UFC champion lasted one match after the boxing star that shocked the world by beating Ronda Rousey fell to challenger Miesha Tate at tonight’s pay-per-view event in Las Vegas in the longest women’s bantamweight title fight in UFC history.