Really? I’m a big fan of your posts, but there’s just not much to laugh about when a 14 year old gets raped with a broomstick.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

I’m pretty sure the reason Buster Poindexter always thought Estevez was freejacked was because there was no body recovered from the crash, which would preclude freejacking in this case.

I’ll show my age here. Anyone ever see or hear of the movie Freejack? Starred Emilio Estevez and yes, Mick Jagger. What if my man freejacked!?

Must have just had the tab open for “research” right?

The Sonics fan in me (Who only recently started occasionally watching the NBA again due to the absolute bonkers way the Warriors are bringing back ABA style entertaining ball that’s hard to ignore.), is gleeful with schadenfreude, and the inevitable sucking that will be OKC when Durant and Westbrook become Lakers…

You can use Apache Open Office. I know its exactly what you were looking for but I switched to that years ago and haven’t had any problems.

Patraeus intentionally leaked info in order to get his dick wet. Which somehow has made him a martyr on the right. I will never understand.

“They’re all pink on the inside” - Jerry Sandusky

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

He used to getting his hand slapped for bid rigging.

I can’t believe he would sully the name of the Oklahoma City Thunder. The terrible, top 5 worst in sports name of the Oklahoma City Thunder.

Fire this idiot. Preferably out of a cannon.

I think Penn State had a problem with this, too...

She didn’t deserve what happened to her. No matter how much you hate her and her former employer.

Not the first time France has capitulated to a fascist.

This started out as an embarrassment to the lunatic fringe, has easily become an embarrassment to the Republican Party, and is rapidly moving towards being an embarrassment to the entire country. I look forward to the entire human race hanging their head in shame over the whole sordid affair and, soon after that, our…

You need to calm down. And if you identify with Stacey Dash, do some soul searching.

Not black enough? Gtfooh with that mess. People just don’t like her because she’s a lunatic with hateful views.