Trayvon Martin 2: NFL Bugaloo

that’s what I said too when I read this article.

so he’s retarded? I dunno what else to say

lol you should’ve been aborted at birth

he should have doubled down by leaving some poop on the scene. that shows you mean business

wow, xenophobic much?

> I moved to Boston about 3 years ago

So sorry to hear that. Hope things get better for you soon.

> and those oversized slices of bread cut down the middle they call hot dog
> buns are one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve experienced here, next
> to not taking your backpack off on a crowded train and making left…

Hopefully a porn company takes full advantage of this and has him do a guest role in one of their movies after the Knicks kick his ass to the curb.

Kinda weird how the ADA is saying ‘there’s no such thing as a public record’ and then openly leaves hints on Twitter about what Mason should do legally to stretch out the process.

Does this guy have a chance of being drafted in the NFL? I know he had to sit out a season because of this. Anyone know? [don’t watch…

I know I haven’t bothered to really watch the WWE since 2000...but damn, Shane got old.

I see that the WWE is still engaged in shitty top-card booking for their PPVs, though. Some things never change.

deadspin poll: would you hit it?

probably used to the routine, given her chronic condition. I bet the fentanyl they probably had her on helped that state of nonchalantness too.

he lost weight by dehydrating himself. That will definitely do a number on your kidneys.

>winners don’t need excuses

And neither does Kimbo. Not sure if ‘winning’ is what you want to call his performance against a guy who dropped 40 lbs and nearly died of a heart attack in the ring, though.

Mallory Ortberg is a talented writer? Could’ve fooled me.

I don’t understand why she did that. I like big breasteses. My momma disagrees with me though; apparently she had that done to herself as well when I was a little kid.

Posting things along the line of ‘that’s what you get’ in reference to a dead man tends to cause things like your complaint, yes.

Maybe they should try to release this for the Wii U - it’s desperate enough for game sales that it could work these days, after all.

Well, at least it wasn’t for $600. Imagine the carnage that would’ve occured if it was.