Yeah, but THQ doesn't have properties to license out like Marvel does, so your comparison doesn't work.

Imagine the two working together on a comic these days. What would it look like, I wonder?

I think Miller's work is a clear sign of the damage cocaine, alcohol, and amphetamines can do to your mind over time. :p

This is the TG-16 version of the above game for comparison:

Eh; it's too much of a button masher and the CPU cheats like a mofo, plus there's tons of endless combo cheese. That being said, it does have its own kinda odd charm and I've seen much worse MK ripoffs than this.

It's been proven to be fake.

He did the right thing, trust me. Probation can be a trap and waste years of your life.

I thought i09 covered comics.

Yeah, that system was underrated for sure. I didn't realize it until decades later, thanks to emulation (although I did play it a few times when it was originally out). If it had gotten proper support it could've the no. 2 platform in the US behind Nintendo at the time, IMO.

But he also slapped his face on some goofy projects, like this bizarre Mortal Kombat ripoff:

This was my introduction to Mr. Chan (long before "Rumble In The Bronx" brought him to the American mainstream):

that's not in the JJAbramsverse

Meh, you're probably right. I was just reacting more out of a "I (used to) resemble that remark" type of position. I really did quit years ago though; DRIs seem to lead to insanity or death over time and I was getting too old to enjoy that "thrill".

a) I don't use cocaine (although it may or may not have passed through my nostrils in the distant past)

LOL, Nick Denton's Kinja system is full of win.

Oh. That dude is a douchebag. Gotcha.

Okay, that's fine and dandy, but the music sucks ass.

Fuck! You must've gotten infected with their socialist virus. Contain him before he starts trying to set up single-payer health care systems!

Cocaine doesn't destroy your frontal lobes; stop with your bullshittery.

Starting to have my concerns about this movie too, friend. :(