I hope some down-and-out NFL franchise (ie the Chiefs, the Browns, and/or whoever is unfortunate enough to employ Norv Turner at this time) takes a chance on this guy as a HC or some type of coordinator. I would LOL.

this guy ruled!!! Everyone one of his 'shenanigans' were pure comedy gold. MARLINS FUCKED UP HERE

what about this one?

I think it was supposed to go straight-to-video/DVD originally but was so bad that it spent 10 years unreleased after being originally aired on FX in 1998 (I believe), and was only (very rarely) shown there and on the "SyFy" network until its official DVD release in 2008 to take advantage of the hype surrounding…

The "white" Nick Fury already had his chance in this flick.

looks like he's wasted on ketamine - disassociatives are the only substances I've seen that will cause people to stare intensely like that.

I find the "Janeane Garofalo - communist feminist" meme to be pretty stupid as well.

Yeah, what about those who wash out in camp for whatever reason or get a career-ending injury during the first season? Also remember that the NFL capped rookie contracts recently thanks to a new CBA with the players, so the initial payouts are a bit smaller than they used to be.

They need to increase their salary by 5-10x, honestly.

BRING BACK THE NFL2K SERIES - NFL2K5 WAS AWESOME

somebody needs their xanax :/

I LOL'd

I feel that this article could've used a bit more in-depth research; seems like some details are missing to me.

Ugh, the tribune-review. Such a horrid paper (even if their sports section is okay).

That is witty. Too bad Apple sucks and is for hipster fanboys.

Someone should've done some background research on the existence of benzocaine strips before posting this. :/

ha ha, your PM is Dubya Jr.

Funny, I thought this type of article only showed up in rags like the Washington Times. This paper must be total garbage too, to publish such nonsense.

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