Controversial opinion: Lin-Manuel Miranda looks way better without the long hair.

I’ve always done okay with interviews myself but I’m a manager, I’ve conducted many interviews, so here it goes:

The time I was eight minutes late due to an hour-and-a-half train derailment. The woman interviewing clearly had absolutely no intention of giving me the job because of it, but for some unfathomable reason still interviewed me anyway. Well, I mean I know why, she did it to torture me, but personally I would just send…

Bad musical taste count? I listen to Matchbox 20's first CD every Sunday while I cook. Then I follow that up with some Goo Goo Dolls and potentially some other 90s/early 2000s alt rock.

I got sent on an audition maybe 14 years ago for an ‘80s-style jukebox musical. (I can’t/don’t sing; my agent knew this; she sent me anyway because I don’t know why.) My monologue was Miller’s “plate of shrimp” speech from Repo Man, but on cocaine. I NAILED it. My song was “Take On Me” by A-Ha, because if nothing else…

When I was in high school I tried to get a job at Hot Topic. (Back when it was goth-knock off, not whatever it is today, ‘k?) Within minutes of starting the interview I knew there was no way I was going to get hired. They made me “audition” with two guys competing for same job. The guy interviewing me was as giant…

Guilty pleasures thread - who has a show/event/hobby that qualifies?

Oh, oh! I got caught in a massive rainstorm waiting for the bus for my interview. Was mid-house move, so had no umbrella on my person (AND it was a sunny DC morning until the moment it wasn’t!). Myself and another bus-stop-waiter caught a cab together downtown. I was absolutely soaking, the kind of wet you get when…

In my young, irresponsible days my BFF set me up with an interview for a part-time job. That night I went out partying and never, ahem, made it home. So I showed up late for the interview in my revealing party clothes from the night before, with wet hair, no makeup, etc. I made up a crazy lie about losing my suit…

I was feeling kind of weird about this job in the first place. I had had one interview that went well with the one owner and was back for a final interview with the other. He spent the whole time peeping down my top and asking me off the cuff questions about the female owner. I finally asked if they were married or…

I’m irrationally angry after reading his tweets about it. I hate him.

she offered to buy me something and I ain’t want nuffn. but when she got it, I did. what’s da big idea give me a piece and stfu

I feel like I might be overreacting with unreasonable amounts of rage here, but for fuck’s sake. I grew up in an environment with serious food scarcity. I learned to eat my little bit of food quickly. I learned to protect it like it was vital to life (because it often was). As an adult who makes good money now, I…

Food stealers get me upset. Went out to dinner with my sister and cousin and we ordered a huge thing of fried chicken to share. My sister said she only wanted veggies and since that’s all she really eats anyway, I believed her. So I’m like “cool, more chicken for me” cause I LOVE fried chicken. End of the meal, bitch…

1. He is racist.

“JOE.... THIS IS GOD....

Like many people similar to him anyone who challenges the status quo is a danger to his way of life. Anyone who points out that cops shooting unarmed black people is wrong threatens their view of authority. To them the dead and injured officers in Dallas are a tragedy (which is true!) but the numerous dead and injured…

“Real America”

Oh Jesus Christ. President Obama has been incredibly restrained in discussing unjustified shootings of Black men by the police. What the fuck is wrong with this moron?