RIGHT LIKE OLIVIA I LOVE YOU BUT I NEED STABLER AND THIS NEW SEASON BS AIN’T CUTTIN’ IT FOR ME

you can have all my dirty underpants and my broken 1960s typewriter.

I’m cool with the first part but no to the second.

Nine million dollars says this becomes an SVU episode and ten million dollars says I throw myself into the Hudson w a concrete brick tied to my foot when it premiers.

Looking for subtly or propriety in a comment from “fartgod” is a losing proposition.

This comment is far more offensive than what Wendy said.

Wendy it is rude to make fun of babies. They can’t defend themselves. And to be fair she is HUGE compared to other 2 year-olds

Same here. In the back of my mind I had a feeling she had been raped or basically kept as a sex slave but I was hoping upon hope that it wasn’t true. Now my worst fears have been confirmed. What an awful captivity to endure. I feel so bad for her family.

The ending of Cabin in the Woods sometimes makes a little sense, doesn’t it?

I read the NYT article yesterday, which about broke my brain. I think this one finished the job. I don’t even know what to do next; moving onto a different story or just continuing my day seems wrong, somehow.

I’m not even sure I wanted to know this. I can’t fathom how her poor parents felt. I’m sure that nothing could be worse than what they imagined but having it proved is awful. I’m sure that they never believed that she was a willing ISIS bride.

I don’t even know what to do about this world anymore.

That guffaw was me speaking in Devil-tongue.

The Devil’s work ethic is TERRIBLE. He let her live nearly a century before pushing her over?!

fearing that the older woman had fallen because of the devil...

What, praytell, is a “rasta smoke anthem?” Yuh doh haffi dread to be rasta.

Can we show a modicum of fucking respect and not show a man’s bloodied body on the ground? I'm really done with the dehumanized black body gore porn.

Edible glitter? Imagine your lips as you eat one of those... do not want.

It is pretty infuriating to me the way the DM loves to try to fat shame people who used to be super skinny when they were younger. “OMG Can you believe this woman who used to be so skinny and beautiful is now so much bigger? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!?!?!?!”

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Bobby, you’re a national treasure. Keep ‘em coming. This nearly killed me-I choked on my breakfast when I scrolled past.