Based on the comment alone, I now realize I have an unhealthy obsession with you and it must be some sort or sorcery. I mean, how else could you know EXACTLY how I feel about stabler? Please take your spell off of me. I got astronomically high rent(thanks young cute folks that moved into my building!) that needs to be…

Please share. I’be been trying to be good until I go on vacation, but this picture has broken my self imposed sweet break. The one in the bottom right corner has my name all over it.

Right there with you. And the picture is usually them at the beach together or something similar. They suck butt dirt(my summer time rant and the grossest thing I can thing of at the moment).

Not sure two hours would do for Monopoly. Last time I played, it took so long and got so heated, my BF and I actually had to pause the game till the next day. Then again, we're competitive assholes when we play and hate admitting defeat. :)

I’m sorry too. I didn’t realize that others were freaking out as well. Also, I don’t hate you anymore internet person, since you removed it so quickly to spare us all future nightmares. :)

I am sorry, but this pic has made me hate you internet stranger. Must go scrub brain and all my skin now. Bad person!

Oh god, yes! Those things are terrifying. Pomegranate and bubble tea make me ill(and SUPER anxious) as well. The list is endless and my reaction to the visuals isn't pretty.

I know that they aren’t circles, but it’s hard to explain the reason those things make me anxious and terrified. I’ve also been known to say things with “creepy holes.”

“parasites like ticks, lice, or any type of worms or whatever”

Shit, I forgot about that! I'll be adding that to my list as well. It's tied for #2.

I hope she's a nice lady. :)

If you'd met my mother, you would mind. I can only hope I become a diet version of her.

Tied for number one- Becoming my MOTHER.

1. Any subway incidents:pushed/falling onto tracks, hammer to the head, piss thrown on me, etc.

During REALLY bad turbulence(as in everyone including myself, thought we were going to die), two panels INSIDE the plane fell down. The FA were no where to be found and people were freaking the FUCK out. I pretty much clutched my bottle of Xanax and hoped like hell that I wouldn't know what pooping my pants felt like.

I saw the Nam too(posting from a phone at work and trying not to get caught, leads to boo-boos) and thought it worked too. I will say seeing “bleak” made me sad for some reason. Okay, not as sad as the state of my nails, but sad nonetheless.

Nam

I am so sorry you have a crashed from hell. It’s not weird to be territorial about food. Well, as some one who is, at least I don’t think so. I sympathize with you so much. I have food that is soecifically MINE and food I have for everyone else. When that’s messed with, I get upset. Especially when the rules are…

Damn it, I love you as well(andsmokeit got it first) for saying just how fucking bad the taste of semen is. I seriously thought for a while I was either allergic or everyone else was getting cupcake flavored stuff. I fully support the million dollars and would like a payout as well.

I had to sneak this comment in at work, because I didn’t want to forget it later.