You figured me out. All of that sounds amazing(esp. The Dali Museum) and makes me seriously reconsider adding a detour on my trip to see family in Florida next month.

Yay, someone who doesn’t think I’m a completely weirdo for suggesting this. I actually think it could be fun. Or, at the very least, it's something to do if bored and/or lonely. Plus, booze and makeup!

I just want the feeling of empty satisfaction by reacting to situations like a brat instead of a grownup. Just once. Might actually consider the bread thing(or make it my new fantasy). it requires less effort and the pigeons will eat the evidence.

We all have our train of shame. Mine involves going to an escape room game/activity in Midtown, that I saw on Groupon. I'm taking that ride again this weekend.

And all I can see at this moment, is a cute beagle in a doggie apt complex, nervously approaching her neighbors and fainting.

Just saw this post. The brows are still lovely and your advice is on point.

I so wish I had your brow length. They are gorgeous.

Can we do a segment of “Mall Makeovers” with strangers? Take two Jezzies from the same town have them meet, get a drink and then a makeover? Anyone want to try it with me? I must confess, i do have alterior motives. Mainly, I just REALLY want to do a makeover, but don’t want to go by myself. And for some weird reason…

Wait, i can get fancy mayo? I'm not even joking when I say that I'll be hooking myself up with a few for the weekend. Won't be boarding the origami studio train though.

When you figure out the roof situation, please share! I have a mysterious lady that sits on my stoop, in the wee hours of the morning on weekends and just sings her heart out. Loud singing at 3am, on days that I can actually get sleep? Bad thoughts arise. One particularly desperate night/morning, I contemplated…

It’s absolutely maddening, feeling this helpless. I can see how people sometimes go bonkers and do some crazy stuff. I'm seriously starting to wonder if there are any good landlords in NYC.

And this made my day!

Thanks for the advice! I’ve thankfully moved my good stuff far away from the area. I’m just so frustrated with my landlord situation(fixtures that were put in shoddily, ive had to fix on my own-one of many apt problems)that I’m tempted to go “Pacific Heights” on him, just for funsies.

311 is a joke. I’m sorry, but I’ve had apartment issues that the landlord will not fix(leaking roof for example) and several people came to access the situation. In short, they said that because it wasn’t raining, nothing that could be done. This was after showing them water damage on my ceiling and pictures and video…

Shit, I would only want it so that I could sell it. I'm the person that wouldn't even look for the full price. All I see is money and things I could get in place of that QVC reject.

Why thank you. I'm actually surprised I didnt go berserk. The more he talked, the more I saw red. That woman was a boss and every time I see her, we share a smile.

While waiting at a coffee shop for my order, I watched a guy act like a complete asshole to the woman making his drink. My rage built with every word that came out of his disgusting yuck mouth, but I told myself not to make a scene at a place that my ultra conservative coworkers frequent. At some point during his…

Just played it and my love has been renewed. Looks like I’m pulling my “Best of the 90s” playlist for tomorrow's trek to work in the morning.

Not once as a kid did I say a racial slur. Not. Once. This is coming from a woman who as a TEEN, slept multiple times with gum in her mouth and had to cut it out repeatedly from my poor hair. So, while I’ve done many dumb things as a kid, i knew how to be a decent human. Not that hard.

I’ve never met mine, but at one time she lived in the Hamptons. One summer I made a trip that way and had quite a strange time. Lots of strangers keep on coming up to me asking me about life, but I thought people were just being SUPER friendly. I typically don’t engage in conversation with strangers, so most of them…