Those glasses are leading me to believe you've been awesome for a whike.

My full lips Rock the hell out of MAC's Ruby Woo, Diva and a hot pink lipstick who's name I can't recall. I'm on the hunt for a tangerine lipstick next and I DARE someone to try me. :)

Little you was gorgeous and had the loviest hair.

So...I wear makeup(eyeliner,mascara, lipstick and blush mainly), but I've never worn foundation. Now that I'm getting older(30+1), I figured it might be time. Plus, it would help me look more "polished" right? My question is, where the heck do I start? Anything that I can put on with my hands will probably be the…

im all about skinny jeans and cigarette pants. As a lady with hips, most would suggest I don't wear either, but they would be WRONG. My favorites have come from Levi's and old navy(and a 6yo pair from forever 21 that I refuse to let go).

You're right, sense cannot be made from this horror.

Can we make it a couples session? Cause I 'm going through a range of emotions, that I'm not able to identify at the moment.

Oh how I enjoy hissing at people! When I have brief moments of shame for being rude(blame my upbringing), I remeber the cause of my hiss and turn the volume up. using your response might make me positively giddy.

Matlock?? That man is just too showy for my liking. Give me JessicaFletch and my cardigan and turn down that damn noise!

agreed. She was damned if she did and damned if she didn't with that one.

The "Oh, you can tan?" question is one the silliest questions of Ive encountered. Closely followed by -"You get sunburnt too?!??" Or, "Why are you so pale?" during the wintertime. I think I'll be using your answer from now on, rather than hiss at them and walk away.

while I'm pretty sure that emoji is supposed to signify his shame, given the topic, maybe a monkey was a poor choice.

Wait a damn minute, there are people out there who don't know Total's first album was IT?

I shouldn't be nearly as excited as I am about that possibly happening.

Nope, I'm the same way. Wish I had the guts to sing in front of people.

Nope. I was too busy being mesmerized by Celine brushing her hair, while wearing a robe and waiting for some guy in a bike. As far as I know, that's what the song's about.

Bogart- Because I'm a woman with VERY specific needs.

Thank you for reminding me I have some "thank you" cards to send to people.

I want someone to say "jive turkey," so I can roll my eyes so far back into my head, that I can use my brain as a View Master.

Two slices of soggy, wet bread.* I happily stand by "Team No One."