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The next Tinder-themed Tumbler should be: Tinder Dudes Taking Pictures of Themselves Lying in Bed, While Looking Seductively Into the Camera.

This is why I never invited hook ups back to my place. I like having my space, plus Im just no good at the "you gotta go" song and dance. On top of all of that, my bedroom is so comfortable that even my friends who crash for the night usually end up lingering. So, to avoid all that mess, I just go back to their place.

Truer words...

Retta, you made Seth Meyers watchable and for that you have my undying gratitude.

"I've got a whole tray of pigs in a blanket and a cooler with ice cream sandwiches. Meet me at the candelabra in five."

I love all the comments telling this dude to fuck right the hell off.

Not sure, but every time I hear or see the word "bosom," I think of a Harlequin romance novel and some woman's bosom heaving with lust. Blech.

Hear, hear!

I agree, but I have two others that I would love to see get more screen time- Morgan and Tamra. I know Im probably in the majority, but I could watch a show with just those three all day.

I've watched every episode of Happy Endings but have been itching to re-watch it. I'll be going to YouTube now! Yes, I'm at work, but if I get fired, I'll just make a fort at your place, cool? :)

I've loved Adam Pally since Happy Endings. He IS magic.

I'll take several t-shirts in every color you got.

THIS.

You summed it up.

7th Heaven was a show that I hate watched as a kid. There wasn't a single character that I liked, but I watched it because we didn't have cable and I needed my tv fix. That said, the dad's "sleepy time" voice always have me the willies.

Black pudding and beans touching my waffles?? Yup, I'm out.

As someone with brown eyes, are there shades of blue eyes that are really that deep blue(like the lady in the pic)? Or is it the lighting?

that is the best part!

Bette Midler is trying really hard to erase all of the wonderful feelings I've had for her huh? At this point, I'm holding on to Big Business with a death grip(don't you wrong me Lilly Tomlin!). I fear she's slowly turning into that relative who you used to think was hilarious as a kid, but now realize that they were

Life is starting to seem like one long episode of 30 Rock. At this point, I'm waiting for Jenna to break out into song about America with sparklers that resemble swastikas. In other words... How is this real life?