Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...

Surprised he could even answer. I couldn’t speak clearly for a week after having my Tunsils removed.

Larry Fitzgerald, postgame

Saving on medical bills. 

FOUND THE BRUINS FAN!!

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

“That’s no a didgeridoo, this is a didgeridoo!”

If only he had something that he could have thrown to hit the intruder, and that would then return to him, so he didn’t need to run

Now with more sheet metal for bigger Blue Lives Matter + Don’t Tread On Me stickers!

Sweet a truck with a bed just big enough to hold my protein supplements and gallon jug of water!

He had terrible BO.

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

This comment aged well.

i’m a 66yo black male & i agree wholeheartedly; it’s brain chemistry. a black talking head on FOXFIXFAX called Dr. Ford “a lying skank” & said she should “close her legs & open a book”(???!!!!!) trumpty-dumpty loathes the 99% regardless of color because we’re ‘losers'. race is simply the easiest way 4 the malevolent…

Griffen sounds like he needs his skol examined.

So make one then, instead of just indicating where a joke might be. Jesus.

and the dogsitter was taking a shower.

What are they going to do when it snows?