Was it hanging on a loop of sorts, right there to be jostled sackward? Was it stuck straight in the waistband, with the drill bit resting gently upon his testicles?

I’m a go ahead and throw this spicy take out there:  It’s not about the anthem and everybody knows it.

A lot of people have weird hangups about food. Cut the man some slacks.

And yet, people are still surprised that Donald Trump became President of the United States.

Mr. Elliot is a juiced up animal who doesn’t know how to treat people, probably was badly abused as a child.  He will not live very long but will hurt many people, mostly women, before he leaves.

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

Hunter never met a tab he didn't like. 

I didn’t know Jameis was a Trump supporter 

I mean, his reputation was already in the shitter from his role in the Jonestown Massacre.  

“Actually, the divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.”

Michelson made most of that money through insider training and spotting rich hedge fund assholes 10 strokes for 250,000 per round. Golf isn’t athletics. It’s a skill but it’s not athletic.

Always nice to see our Aussie friends do well at Indy. Amazing how he learned to drive a Chevrolet on the correct side of the road!

That’s how I respond when my waitress asks me to clarify my order.

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

All cops are garbage.

You kneel for the anthem, you disrespect this hero.

I mean it’s sort of forgotten that his rookie year, although he ran for 815 yards, more importantly his passer rating was 102.4. That year, pre-injury, he actually had the third best passer rating in the NFL, behind only Rodgers and Peyton Manning.

I’ve always wondered if Shannahan or whomever had been intelligent…

Mostly spy novels, and the occasional non-fiction.

“If Jimmy Clausen is not a successful quarterback in the NFL, I’m done. That’s it. I’m out,” Mel Kiper said before the 2010 draft.

Both have a striking resemblance to Babe Ruth circa. 1918.