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agreed. Though what's up with the peplum? It seems like a hard style to wear and she just keeps persisting with it. Maybe Kanye insists on peplum? Maybe I just don't get peplum? Now I keep typing it because it's fun to type AND to say.

I'm with her. My bra is off the minute I get home. Sometimes I take it off while I'm still driving home, cause fuck that shit.

oh wait, this is better

could I still eat the sandwiches even if I didn't want the engagement ring?

you're welcome

This morning I made a piping hot cup of disappointment for my husband. Rich black disappointment, tinged with regret and a sense of impending loss, served piping hot with two sugars and some cream.

"you’re 300 sandwiches away from an engagement ring!" sounds like something you would say to your S.O. after building an engagement-ring safe out of 300 sandwiches that must be eaten in order to acquire said ring.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA one of the questions on the AMA:

Okay, you're gonna have to dig way deeper then that if you want to convince me that calling a kid a "Puerto Rican dirt monkey" doesn't make you the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

Heh, according to IMDb, Daddy Warbucks is now named "Benjamin Stacks."

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

This kind of thing needs to be labelled NSFW because it brings on uncontrollable ugly crying and snot streaming from nose...!

Man, imagine having >2 dozen good looking friends willing to dance (on camera!) for your wedding proposal? If only, right?

I've been there before and I know how much it sucks. people love you. i promise! hug!

/Dunkleman out.

This was from "Ghost Writer," correct?

Tight-Fitted Leathers Props Up Weiner After Embarrassing Flop

It's gonna be so awkward two years from now when they're both contestants on "Dancing with the Stars."

a "very nice, very funny" guy