I don’t mean to be blunt but; you absolutely wasted hours writing this. This is a paragraph story, at most. 

There’s really not much of anything here. The headline and the beginning of the story made it sound like Erin from The Office was burning crosses and shit. Nope, she attended some corny debutante ball thing that has a racist past. Most of the US has a racist past.

You left out a key element of this. The official report first stated that the man “tripped and fell”... that Is, until the video emerged.

It’s somewhat refreshing that he asked for, rather than demanded, special treatment, and (apparently) didn’t make a fuss when the answer was “no.”

“Radical honesty is a horrifying prospect to any right-thinking person”

The main problem with the second approach? People tend to know when you’re lying.

Got it in one.

Karl Rove is high on the list of people who, if they died today, I would not be at all sad.

“More than anything, this pandemic has fully, finally torn back the curtain on the idea that so many of the folks in charge know what they’re doing,” Obama said. “A lot of them aren’t even pretending to be in charge.”

Karl Rove should be tried at the Hague.

It remains one of the great ironies that bigoted, intolerant douchebags take their iconography from a film made by two trans women. (Especially since the film can be read as a “coming out” parable fairly easily.)

The ONLY way it works for the videotaper not to have been involved would be if they were black. You see a couple of armed redneck fuckheads rolling down the street at 4 mph looking suspicious af, yeah, you’d film that shit. And probably not call the cops because why fucking bother? They’d probably just arrest YOU. Of…

The first thing I thought when I saw the video was who is filming this and why. I agree that he was involved. Despicable

This had “Fuck, I thought we were just gonna scare him or snatch him, then kill him after I turned the phone off” written all over it. I’m also pretty sure Roddy here just figured he wasn’t going to wait to be thrown under the bus by the McMichaels klan.

This guy was fucking in on it 100%. I honestly can’t even believe they’re doing the rounds trying to make him look innocent. This interview was ridiculous. Motherfucker was filming before the incident went down, you can hear a gun getting cocked in the original audio, and he had NO MOTHERFUCKING REACTION TO SOMEONE…

Cops assault a police officer in Canada? Were are conducting an investigation.

Four years ago, a woman garnered millions more votes in this country.

Except literally the reverse.

Maybe inappropriate, yet I can’t help but think of this, and Dumbledore’s words of wisdom to Harry: “This mirror gives us neither knowledge or truth.  Men have wasted away in front of it, even gone mad.”

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