cheqyr
Cheqyr
cheqyr

Pay 100k for the opportunity to be a QA tester for Elon.

The usual *excellent* Tesla engineering. Sweating the details is definitely not their forte.

Is this the same guy who crushed his fingers? Haha, it is.

I dunno which 1 is worse, either the fanbois or the cybertruck, I even dunno where do I need to start about Elon’s greatest masterpiece

Yet he bought a stupidly expensive product built entirely around the goal that it’s attention grabbing.

Hilarious so many people bought this metal plated lemon.

I’m really enjoying all the new ways people are finding to break their Cybertrucks by subjecting them to what most people would call, “normal usage.

And bought a cybertruck.

You assume they’re being honest about the number of times it will work. This is just enough CYA to let them escape liability even if it breaks on the first pull because you can’t prove how many times you have actually used it. And there are way too many examples of Tesla trying to weasel out of totally straightforward

No worries, I’m sure it only costs $2,000 to fix... after waiting 6 months for the parts.

wner’s manual that says using the charger manual release could result in damage to the truck

Yet another problem my $20k bolt doesn’t have.

Ok so aside from ugh Cybertruck big dumb, is anyone else a little weirded out how he like wedges the brake pedal between his toes and uses just his big toe to push it LOL

Oh, great, the release cable can only be expected to work once. As if you have a problem with the cable/plug, it will only happen once.

It’s not the weight, it’s the density and resulting concentration of force upon impact. 45lbs distributed over the size of a city bus might evenly dent the roofline a little.  45lbs condensed to the size of a pea might pierce the roof and floor.

I mean, 45 pounds of feathers probably wouldn’t, but only because of the low density

The internet was a mistake.

it is rapidly becoming evident that cybertrucks are the new “hummer”, with the same sort of moron at the wheel.

Saw one in the Costco parking lot yesterday. They look so much worse in person. 

Yeah, and tied with the oh-so-coincidental fact that he’s a business owner, color me suspicious.