That was a quick way for him to lose all credibility, huh? Now I put him in the same category as Scotty Kilmer: old men saying whatever it takes to keep the money rolling in. Although Kilmer is better because at least half of his audience knows he’s a joke.

Saw one in the wild this weekend. Realized two things at once:

What I like about that comparison photo is how it shows the obvious lie about not being able to press stainless into curved shapes. ‘Cause those DMC fenders look awfully curvy...

Good a chance to see one at my local Cars and Coffee. Thing like like it was put together in a high school shop class...

What strikes me is the lack of repairability. You have a minor bump enough to even fractionally damage one of those so called giga-castings and the vehicle will be totaled.

“The truck tried to murder me today after it broke down on my first drive. Totally my fault though, still love Tesla!”

He’s likely already fully stocked on the kool-aid since he bought his “beast” to begin with (why do they keep calling them that?). But yeah, I’ve never seen someone so proud and happy after just having their 35-mile-old vehicle dumping out coolant. This is just weird.

Sounds like they gave him a glass of Kool-Aid too....

Well, he said on the earnings call last night that Tesla takes up most of his working hours. So much that it’s hard for him to even take a Sunday off. I’m sure you can definitely take him at his word on that.

Anti-woke mind virus

Jesus. The price they pay for looking like knobs.

Even if the product wasn’t bad it is so overpriced you’re already kicking yourself in the nuts. The depreciation on their GOOD reliable Model Y is 50-80%. On this one it would be insane. I legitimately think anyone who drives this is a person I never want to associate myself with because of how obtusely messed up or…

Soo... can you drive this thing in a heavy storm? Do you have to be careful about driving out of the storm into sunlight?

Hey, to be fair he did say “bullet proof” not “water proof”.

Everyone is rightfully mocking this heap for being too delicate to go through a car wash in the daytime, but I would like to once again point out the absolute idiocy of having every single control routed through a single, apparently extremely shitty, touchscreen.  Not only can’t you drive it, but when someone asks…

What CT owners think they look like: GIF of war veteran being saluted at while they walk into an Applebee’s.

Here’s the section on Exterior Cleaning: https://service.tesla.com/docs/Public/diy/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-E35BF0DC-F3BC-49F1-9190-4A73BA9E428F.html

“Do not taunt happy fun ball.”

What the actual F?

“The Cybertruck’s owners manual does caution against ever washing the truck in direct sunlight, and there is a section expressly mentioning that the truck has to be switched into “Car Wash Mode” before washing to avoid damage to parts of the vehicle.”

On what planet is this even reasonable for a TRUCK?…

At this point, buying one seems like a self own. Like kicking yourself in the nuts seems easier.