cheqyr
Cheqyr
cheqyr

If we could just figure out how to make people care about humanity *in general* to the same extent that we (generally) care about our own children...

Am I the only person who actually likes living with their spouse? This would make me super sad.

She has just bought a house the size of a small palace and wants to raise the issue of ‘land scarcity’..?

Gamer anger is weird anger. 

Don’t text, ‘OK’, but do text ‘Sure thing’.

Screw this.  If k or ok does the job that is what I am using.  If you can’t handle it.....too bad.

In a recent profile written by former House Speaker Paul Ryan, whom Stefanik used to work for before she joined Congress...

Fuck everyone involved in this story. Fucking morons.

There is nothing Christian about the fire and brimstone of the American evangelical death cult. They need to terrify and indoctrinate children in order to keep their power and cash.

This is irrefutable fact. Though “Lift Yourself” would beg to differ. 

I listened for a little bit, and god damn this is the worst shit he’s ever put out by a few light years.

As Chris Rock said “there are black people who aren’t even born yet who won’t vote for him.”

I didn’t know until recently that cilantro-tasting-like-soap was only a thing for some of us. Couldn’t figure out why so many people seem to like it!

I guess Adam Driver is kinda like cilantro: some people just have that unfortunate thing where cilantro tastes like soap. And some people have that unfortunate thing where Adam Driver is actually appealing. Thank God I know better.

The abortion she DID NOT have.

In this case, evidence was presented at trial that indicated the reporter in fact did not have an abortion. The evidence was ignored. The trial was a sham to punish the reporter for her published criticism of the government. This has nothing to do with culture, but with a disrespect and misuse of the rule of law by

You 100% deserve an EP credit on this movie, as you’ve clearly put more effort into it than anyone who was involved.

better box copy: One banana, two banana, three banana, GORE!

“It’s like... how much more black white could it be? And the answer is none. None... more black white.”

It’s like they sat down and asked themselves how they could make HGTV whiter.