I’m pro chest hair. I always thought shaved chests were weird, unless you’re a swimmer or something.

I’ve had a beard since I got out of the Navy in 1989. I think of it as a very thick layer of foundation which helps to hide just exactly how unattractive I am. If I was Jason Momoa, Chris Evans or the other people on your list I think I might shave too. What do they have to hide? The fact that they have jawlines and…

I just stopped by to say that David Brooks sucks and I hate him.

Fifty Shades of White?

Well, see, that cathedral was a symbol of domination upon the poor and a sign of the extravagance of the ruling class, so no matter how Pence feels about Catholicism, he’ll lend a shoulder to cry on.

Mike Pence on Notre Dame, yesterday:

Or maybe thank the medical doctors, nurses and first responders who saved the child’s life?

The cassowary’s less dangerous cousin, the emu, once fought a war against the Australian army and won. No, seriously, google the Emu Wars.

“Originally from Australia”

Christ. That is only deadly, fluffy dinosaur. Lowkey, its feathers look rather soft and luxurious. Maybe that is how it gets you lol

I saw a cassowary in Oz and immediately thought “so that’s what happened to the velociraptor!”

I get it, I see it now with the picture above. For years scientists have been saying that dinosaurs were ancestors to modern birds.

Her home sparks RAGE in me.

“You’re being disingenuous because you know a MAGA hat is just a hat like a Klan hood is just a pillowcase with eyes holes.”

I was having a discussion with a Canadian (white guy of course) about the MAGA hat kid in DC and he kept coming back to “It’s just a hat, it doesn’t mean anything.” and eventually I just got tired of it and said “You’re being disingenuous because you know a MAGA hat is just a hat like a Klan hood is just a pillowcase…

That’s how you get your kid to move in with an old heroin addict you don’t approve of.

As the parent of an adult daughter who hasn’t always made decisions that I would have wanted her to make, let me be the first to say you don’t kick your kids out of the house just because they quit college if you “love them very much.” 

A hearty fuck-you to the men who decided to display this picture in full during her disciplinary hearing.

disgusting, it’s not like she was sharing it with the students. She’s victimized twice here.