Whoopsie! My Bad! - Hitler.

Yeah,  when I got to the standard apology part, I could just stare at the screen for a while in abject horror. This is one of the few instances where this somehow manages to even worse after the apology, which considering the initial action shouldn’t even be possible.

Well, you see, ladies, the reality of your mammary glands is that if not kept properly iced they will sometimes produce a light, honey-like substance that can negatively affect the nitrogen in atmosphere.  

this will never die

Wow, have never seen this side by side. Chilling. Same disorders.

You deserve more stars than I can give.

I’ve been working on a plan to buy eggs at 3/4 of a cent an egg and sell them for 1/4 of a cent per egg and make a profit. I call it “Uber.”

So they’re like the Confederates here in America.

I was witness to this meltdown in real time last night. And IT. WAS. GLORIOUS.

He’s actually quite talented, especially at capturing people’s features with just a few lines which is super hard

Good news, she has seen the error of her ways! This apology is 100% sincere.

45 has already tweeted the horking furball that was one of Mussolini’s quotes. I think he’s already behind the family, big fan, bigly, really.

Okay, but imagine being a descendant of Mussolini in the 21st century and never having an “are we the baddies” moment

I sometimes wonder if Joseph Heller is somehow behind all this. 

We live in the most extra of timelines.

Definitely not everyone.  Friend of mine said today that if Bernie doesn’t get the nomination, he’s voting green party.  Of course he’s a white male who hasn’t been affected by any of trump’s policies.

I really hope everyone has truly finally learned that elections fucking matter and 2020 will be less a shit show.

Okay, anyone else mis-scan this headline as

*Why* is it a look?

It’s a bad look.  Get you a bra that fits, girl!