That’s cool I cut my hand on my plastic starbucks lid and bled all over my khakis.

• If you have small children with you, protect them by picking them up so they won’t panic and run.

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

I’m pretty sure that’s some burner posing as the longtime Deadspin commenter.

This shitheel troll showed up earlier this week. He’s also hijacked a legit guy’s user name. Good on you for not letting him out.

And yet you managed to run headlong into the stove, anyway...

Wow! That’s some serious white fragility on display there. I’m surprised it hasn’t devolved into froth-mouthed yelling of racial slurs.

Get it on the record! Always a disinfecting move.

“Hardesty simply read every officer’s account of Lewis’ racist joke.”

I hope this piss-poor rendition of Rent reminded everyone that Rent is the most overwrought, overrated garbage musical on the face of the earth. Rent is bad, and I’m glad Fox made it worse.

I thought this was going to be a screed against too many changes, flavors etc, and I was prepared not to care because if I’m paying $5 I want it how I want it.

Now we know who inspired Bram Stoker for his Dracula.

I’m going to hell for this, but the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture was....

Just don’t involve yourself in workplace drama. It is never beneficial but has a big potential downside.

Related: Assume that anyone who dishes to you about someone else, is also dishing to someone else about you. Gossips are rarely selective.

Important work safety tip:

That doesn’t hide the fact that he has no chin, it accentuates it. It’s like a comb-over for the chin. They’re all so weird about hair

Yup. As soon as these shits started getting painted as victimized angels, I started shouting that they were assholes in MAGA hats bused in from a boys school to protest women’s reproductive rights. Even if the black men and the native protesters started shouting at them, they deserved it.

If that picture isn’t a perfect distillation of 400 plus years of white colonialism, I don’t know what is.