I am sure 1st “Lady” didn’t cook in years, but she probably had one or two tossed salads .

Babcia, is that you?

Did you see the video of the team going through the ‘buffet’? They looked so confused and a little annoyed that this is what they were being offered for their visit to the White House. 

“YOU EAT BEET AND YOU LIKE IT, OK?!”

So besides everything else with how ridiculous this is, (including the fact that he bragged about patinvt for it with his "own" money) all I could think about was how it had probably been sitting out, at room temp for a minute, and how absolutely disgusting McDonald's is when it's not served piping hot. Like, it's not…

By the time that food was cooked, delivered to the White House, and put on display for photo ops, it had to be at least two hours at best. Yum. Cold fast food beef.

I’m with Bezos on this one. I think it’s sweet, it expresses deep passion and emotion and isn’t really about sex, it is about love. He’s offering to caress her and stare deeply into her eyes. I mean, he is married so that part is gross, but you’re not criticizing that. You are conflating romantic texts with sexts an…

a black woman.

A white guy with a fetish for young asian women.

“...so if Mack is guilty, the argument runs, then Scientology must be, too.”

Yes, and the final stage: “The FBI didn’t warn us that was illegal!”

Ah, the Giuliani Defense.

Step 1: “My client committed no crime.”
Step 2: “What my client did was not a crime.”
Step 3: “Who among us hasn’t committed a crime?” 

Hit menopause. *rimshot*

The first sentence: “Penny Marshall and I were the bridesmaids in Carrie Fisher’s wedding to Paul Simon.”

Carrie Fisher WAS a lot- she was too much (songs by Paul Simon reference this). If you ever watch some of her interviews, she just a wee bit much. But that too much also included genuine deep kindness, and unswerving loyalty and generosity to her family and friends- even if that friend was a few hours old.

This is the most important comment. Skin color and the content of your bank account should never factor into the justice process.

Do these cookies have nuts? Asking for an intolerant friend.

I need to remember not to take a drink when reading comments here, I’ve got coffee all over my desk now

Andplusalso . . . If White Santa is only into gingerbread men, that means he’s gay, right?

The Right: Gender is based on IMMUTABLE biological characteristics like BODY PARTS and CHROMOSOMES.