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cheqyr

I’d tell these dudes: if you drink so much that you’re “uncharacteristically” willing to sexually assault someone, then you need to stop drinking so much.

This is cool. I never knew these things existed. Thanks!

You’re both kind of right...

I would like to borrow your shower.

That’s no excuse for poor sex advice in my household. You never know who might be reading. Think of the children!

Lesson one: Don’t Be Black.

Hand lotion? No. No no no. Here:

Fuck. This. Shit.

1. Do you think that the future is fixed and unalterable — and that only our ignorance of it gives us the illusion of free will — or do you think that the future is indeterminate?

#TeamNoOne

Yeah, almost. Let’s go with that.

I don’t think you understand the full picture. Let me correct you:

Trump is a cocktail weiner.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

I hope that we learn and remember the names of these heroes, and likewise let the murderer’s name and memory follow him into oblivion.

Let’s not call him anything. Let’s just stake him to the ground naked and kick him in the balls until he dies.

Even if there’s no Obamacare repeal, no Wall, no tax reform, and a shitload of other promises broken?

“It’s because I’m pregnant and you can see the results of my mistake,” Runkles told the Washington Post. “

It’s a ridiculous way to twist the passage. Here’s Philippians 4:8 (NIV):

Or to suck some sweet, forbidden D.