#TeamDornan. I don’t even know why. I haven’t seen the movie. I haven’t read the book. I know nothing about these people. I don’t really care. I don’t even know why I’m tying this. Am I just crying out into the void, hoping to reach another soul in this vast, ephemeral cybercosmos? Am I even real myself, or…

I’m pretty sure the commenter was being trolled.

Are there really white women in their 20s, 30s, or even 40s walking around New York wanting to reassure the average person of color on the street that they didn’t vote Trump?

I’m pretty sure Jaimie1997 was trolling you.

I love the G2s, and if you do also, you have to try Sarasa 0.7mm gel pens. They also come in a rainbow of slick colors.

Finally, paper can burn, but the Cloud is for eternity. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Um, okay. Do they understand that a core principle of feminism is that women are free to have their own differing opinions about abortion and stuff?

“Jared, Jared. I need advice. Special advice, very, Presidential advice. That only you can give.”

He is such a delicate little snowflake.

Yes.

In any case, if you’d like to listen to the songs, here they are.

DAMMIT, NO, 2016. You do not get to take Princess Leia and Charlotte A. Cavatica from us. I WILL CUT YOU.

FUCK 2016.

“I don’t want to ball through an entire episode of a show starring Mandy Moore”

I think you meant bawl. Ball as a verb means...

“I don’t want to ball through an entire episode of a show starring Mandy Moore”

I think you meant bawl. Ball as a verb means...

Heaven don’t want ‘em, and Hell has a long waiting line.

Brilliant!

WHY ARE YOU FORCING ME TO LOOK AT HIM?

I have so many questions.