As a business owner, if I have to pay a McDonalds worker $15/ hour, those costs need to be borne somewhere. Its either through automation (ordering kiosks to eliminate headcount) or increased product price.

We could also hold funeral services on the front lawn every Sunday as a good ol’ Texas Barbecue. That way, once we got the coals going we could do the cremations at the same time.

(The older I get, the more I seem to post this.)

#TeamNoOne.

It’s the only thing “long” about him.

No, annoyingly, this is W’s America, which Obama did not get rid of. All this crap is happening on his watch, and I am damned disappointed that he isn’t putting a stop to it.

Sex is fucking awesome and if more people had sex more people would be happy. And then we wouldn’t have people voting for Pence & Trump because they’re angry.

Just remember this: Trump will fail to make America great again in the specific way that white nationalists, vicious misogynists and anti-Semites had in mind. And when he does, most of them won’t blame him, and they’ll direct their anger back at the people they’ve been encouraged to demonize by their president-elect…

Sure we do!

Wait, were they saying “Boo”, or “Boo-urns?”

This country is becoming browner and gayer by the day. Like it or not We Ain’t going back. You deal with it “Real America.”

Aw, next time just remove the “T” guys. That’s guaranteed to make the name classier than it is now.

Hey, what’s your address? I got something I want to park right in front of your house forever.

“As fate would have it, Marion was pregnant at the time with Susan! It’s a photo we all laugh about, knowing the incredible turn of events that followed.”

You know, I kind of hate these guys.

BENGHARGLE!!!

(not mine, but it’s the best summary of the nuanced Trumpkin position that I have ever seen.)

Good. I hate Arctic Nazis.

Oh, his Evangelical supporters would find a way to justify that.

Racist is stupid.

Yeah, try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex... if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it.