I still can’t believe that wasn’t the first comment.

Would you fork over $1,160 for the possibility of a good night’s sleep? What if it required asking a sales associate to please direct you to the nearest “SNOO”?

Yes. Yes it is.

OK, but only because you asked so nicely.

By Trump’s definition, if a woman’s legs are so close that he can suddenly reach out and grab her pussy, then she is “letting him” grab her by the pussy. Because women really want Trump to grab them by the pussy, even if they don’t say so.

Donald Trump should not be compared to a very delightful and pleasure-giving part of the female anatomy. There is nothing delightful or pleasure-giving about Donald Trump.

An inch before or beyond? Asking for a friend.

I’ll just leave this here (NSFW):

Do you need a hug?

I do not wish to hear the following words in relation to Donald Trump, ever ever again:

Form of.... an icicle!

She wishes she’d have been more accurate and said “most”. :-)

Wait for it...

Naw, *this* is a Brother, which *is* an R2 unit:

As for the vaunted “wall” that Trump intends to build along the border, it will be “beautiful” and “impenetrable” and also paid for by Mexico.

Yep, I’ve been thinking of them as “Redcaps”:

Interesting. But, sadly, that’s not the common understanding of the term. To begin with, people use “pussy” as a noun, not an adjective.

Oh, Donald, Donald... that’s not where you put it.