And just to be very very very very very clear: asking if men grabbing other men’s butts is a “white thing” is not racism.

Sorry, yes — I forgot that Clooney was only in one of those two. Shows you how much they’ve stuck in my brain. I vastly prefer the Michael Keaton ones.

I get the sense that the George Clooney Batman movies were sort of an updated version of the ‘66 Adam West Batman — hence the extreme campiness.

#TeamNope

Photoshop.

He makes up for his somewhat tragic life by attracting women two decades his junior, tanned beach babes whose wardrobes consist primarily of bikinis and who inexplicably flock to him despite his unmooring, and despite the fact that he is predisposed to treating them like shit.

Interestingly, some “intrusive thoughts” may even be the brain’s way of policing itself. Some new mothers have reported having horrifying mental images of themselves intentionally crushing the skulls of their newborns. Far from indicating a desire to do so, this is believed by some to be the brain’s way of warning the…

“If you are a female and you feel sexy doing this, all the fucking power to you, man. All the fucking power to you. I just wanted to explain to everybody why I personally am sick and tired of doing this, not comfortable doing this, nor do I feel like its right for me to do this.”

Clara Bow in that top picture is completely adorable.

Tailgating is the unsafe move here. If you’re not following at a safe braking distance and you suddenly need to slow down for any reason, you’re the hazard on wheels.

“Indefinitely suspended” = “go outside for a smoke... we’ll send someone to fetch you as soon as the press picks up the ‘suspended’ story and the heat is off us.”

“Men do it all the time, I was offered two different but equally appealing men and I wanted to be true to my story and life as it happened”.

You win the internet for today. :-)

I think you mean, “I’m a nice guy and women don’t want me, there must be something wrong with them” guys are the worst.

I have never heard GELLA-LLAP deny molesting a child. And if GELLA-LLAP did not molest a child, why are people speculating about it?

As tempting as it would be to dickpunch Trump, from a strategic stand, it’s best to pick a target that’s not so tiny.

Flinging poo?

If it was a one-time mistake. There’s no excuse for cheating, but there’s a big difference between making a one-night mistake and carrying on a months-long secret affair. If you made a mistake once and deeply regret it, deal with your guilt on your own and don’t burden your partner.

it requires a doctor to perform an ultrasound and describe the “unborn child” to the pregnant person.