I would go with....

Um... the whole point of Rule 34 is that there is porn of everything. Teletubbies. My Little Pony. Ted Cruz (shudder).

I live in one of those. What about you?

Kontributor Kan’t Kwit: Kardashian Koverage Keeps Kustomer’s Klicks Koming, Konsequently Kontributing Koins to Koffer.

“Who’s Macklemore?” — 99% of all White Liberals.

There is always an appropriate kitten for that:

I have a Y chromosome and I cannot f**king understand men like this.

Wedding ring clearly visible. You’d think he would have noticed it while he was texting...

“Dallas” would have been an even bigger draw.

I bet he would even gain supporters if he starts by fatally shooting himself.

Ironically, Rahm Emanuel was one of the four panelists for the panel “Reducing Violence and Strengthening Police/Community Trust”:

Seriously, though, #NotAllMoCoResidentsAreTackyKardashianWannabees

Those who are familiar with the capital have a basic understanding of its suburbs: whenever I tell an acquaintance that I grew up in Washington, I’ll unfailingly get a, “Washington proper, or Bethesda [wink].” Like, yes, there are a lot of affluent, over-educated white people in Bethesda, and some of my family did,…

I resemble that remark.

♩ ♬ “Gimme that Ol’ Time Sharia....” ♪ ♫

Mullahs Falwell and Robertson approve.

If his supporters are honestly batshit crazy racists, why don’t you think he is too? Do you think it’s impossible to be a horrible white person and also be rich?

Searched for this comment; was not disappointed.

I can’t picture this metaphor but I thoroughly love it.

Haters gonna hate. The craft that went into this is subtle, and the result is unbelievably beautiful. The themes, the melodic complexity, the wordplay — wow. It has the potential to be a timeless song. Fifty, hell, a hundred years from now, I bet people will still be humming it as they lace up their Yeezys, perhaps…