I'm a bit older than you and as I've seen it, it has nothing to do with oldish white feminists. Just oldish white people in general, because as people age they tend to get more fearful of the changing world and, hence, conservative. Talk to white people across the political spectrum and you'll find that the…

As I understand it, Turkey is 98% Muslim, and yet it is the only Muslim country in the world that has no state religion.

Hey — no muffin-shaming!

By the way, "klittra", "pulla", and "selfa" sound like three new furniture brands at IKEA.

Buttering the muffin.

I am very fond of Children's Literature... or, as I like to call it, "Literature". :-) The best can be read and enjoyed by any adult who has not bound, gagged, and suffocated their inner child.

Ah, well. Good call then.

Well, I've been happily partnered for 25 years now, but I'll give it a go... my hypothetical dealbreakers:

Hey hey hey. It's a damn fine book. Award winning and all, with two great female lead characters.

Face? Try a couple of feet lower.

Oh, Kanye, you nut. We see you.

I would prefer it if someone were to actually take him to court first, and we got something resembling a trial where people swear to facts before a judge and jury.

"Not Taylor Swift", apparently.

If she'd been looking for her lost son or daughter instead of her dog, would you still think of it as a waste of money? Because after years together, many people regard their pets (especially dogs) as family members.

The hell? How is that not Christopher Reeve? The resemblance is uncanny.

...AND LOOK AT HOW MUCH BLOOD IT'S COVERED IN NOW! VICTORY!

Clearly, we're picking a fight with Fifty Shades. We're not only picking a fight, we're picking a fight with the schoolground bully, likely to get our nose busted in two.

Ha, I'm just trolling the TS haters. :-) That's why I addressed it to "Jez" and not you specifically. Didn't mean to confuse.

A fan's love is unconditional; interviews be damned!

Jez: every time you pick on Taylor Swift, you do nothing but fan the flames of that extreme, unconditional, wonderful loyalty that she talks about. Her music makes us happy, and your words will only make us love her more.