Sorry; nowhere near as classy as Taylor Swift.

You and me both. :-(

Please please please say that you are kidding.

The more you try to make us hate Taylor Swift, the harder we are going to love her.

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Women do pop the question.

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That plus rollerskates plus sundress = serious MPDG territory.

There is a hierarchy of penile euphemisms in which relative length, girth, or overall size is implicit. For example, a "cock" is above average size, and is definitely thicker and either as long as or possibly longer than a "dick". Comparatively, a "dick" can be of almost any size, which is why adjectives like "big"…

I agree with everything you said except for the first sentence. A lot of guys are lonely for years and yet manage to not turn into misogynistic worms. These guys sold their souls long ago. I am reminded of the words of that great sage, Benjamin Franklin:

Betcha some people will promptly accuse the caller of really being a "Soros-funded Democrat plant".

No.

If magazines and networks were to believe that the presence of Kardashian-related content cost them more money than it makes them, it would happen pretty quickly. Sort of like how some celebrities become toxic assets right after they go on offensive and well-publicized rants (e.g., bigotry, promoting certain cults,…

I think he's confused "bad boy" with "man-child".

Agreed; I hate the way it inspires people to tell other people how to have fun.

The Austin Police Department has since verified the video and released a statement, saying:

2 + 2 = 4??? BURN THE HERETIC!

Maybe some lube would help?