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I don’t know if its the same model. I know 3 people under 40 who own ferraris. Don’t know anyone that young who owns a harley. small sample size obviously, but young people are hugely attracted to ferrari even if they can’t afford one. Or are you saying that is just a coincidence of timing?

I think Houston was blinded by Ariza’s 0/12 shooting in game 7 against the Warriors to end last season. As if you were replacing a nightly 0/12 with anthony.

spend all your money on weed so there’s nothing left over for food.  

Good point!  But Austin is still the 4th largest in the state, so maybe Texas cities are outliers?

Overall, the players do seem more likable, or at least don’t have overt shitbags.  Wish that applied to their fanbase.  

This might be one of the few years where that entitled feeling from Boston is justified.  Since, you know, they outspent everyone by a large degree, aren’t they supposed to?

seriously.  forgive me for not being super impressed that a team that outspent every other team in the league is at the top of said league.  

They were loaded.  injuries have decimated the team.  

I find my issue with frozen pizza is invariably with the crust. I pretty much only get the “french bread” style frozen pizzas now. They too fail to recapture the magic of delicious pizza, but at least the crust isn’t soggy garbage or cardboard crackers.

I don’t understand how you can make a game these days without the option to invert the x-axis.

nope, castration is just balls.  Neutering is different in that it can also apply to a sterilized female.

wow, he really looks like Yara Greyjoy.

yeah, but, who gives a shit what you want?

well, to be fair, it does say “not a flamethrower” on his flamethrower.

This seems unnecessarily rude.  If you’re not interested in an article that takes less than 5 minutes to read, then move on.  Or, you know, see the bursar for your full refund on your free entertainment.  If nothing else, it was very interesting to me to learn about the weird ruled that were open to exploitation in…

Carolla is definitely going to bid on this.  He already races vintage Datsun’s, already owns other Paul Newman race cars, and produced a movie about Newman’s racing career (Winning: The Racing Life of Paul Newman).  Its a great doc, by the way.  I had no idea about his racing career, and it is astounding how good he…

My Dad got remarried in the Bahamas.  Required me flying to LA, then catching a connection to the Bahamas from there.  Of course, I made it all the way to LA before realizing I left my passport at home locked in my safe.  Had to buy another round trip ticket to retrieve my passport, and then a later flight to the…

Probably a hole in the market, when I sit here and decide that my favorite drug trade game was Drug Wars on the TI-83.