better than “Yippe Kai Yay melon farmer?”

there was the ep where he skipped Kelly’s exam when she was teaching the class for a week, and had to take it in the first half of the football game. They showed the sped up second half highlights.

Wow, your school must have sucked. Mine certainly covered all these events.

also football and basketball

Is that last line an Archer reference?

I feel like anyone who played fantasy football over the last 15 years is very familiar with Andre Johnson.

I don’t get enough articles that come with a suggested soundtrack. Nice piece.

Short answer: gamblers.

I thought it was Paul Newman

It might be fun if Harden chooses to show up in shape this year. Something that he did not do this season.

you know he still uses a VCR.

all the other business aside, how is that a sucker punch? The two are going at each other with fists up.

I think the biggest thing was the Roayls ability to hit fastballs, and the Mets reliance on fastball pitchers. Bad matchup for the Mets; I think they beat the rest of the AL contenders.

I have a turbocharged JCW Mini form 2012. I’ve added oil once in the last year.

It was his Wife’s decision. His coach just respected his family’s decision. Are you suggesting it would have been better for Yost to ignore Volquez’s wife?

OK, your point is valid, but I object to the “hamstrung by the close to 70+ million dollars in dead roster weight.” That was the Astros entire payroll.

Well, if that were to happen, you would have to make 2 car payments, but you would not bee cash poor and it would be possible. If you paid all cash, then the same event happens, you still have to make payments on a replacement, but are cash poor when you have to do it. Still would rather be in the payment plan.

you’re a fucking allstar

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