Can I pay someone to stop putting this guys face in the thumbnails? I no longer wish to look at dead things.

Vibes; the word you are looking for is vibes.

I’m with you. I come here to you know, read stuff. Clearly, there is no consideration being given to people who enjoy reading stuff that makes sense.

Great start. Now can you use that phrase in a sentence? Seriously, it is getting so bad around here. Maybe we should let AI come for your jobs. Does anybody proofread anything in the Gawkerverse?

I don’ t even know if “discount Guardians” is even a valid term though. What does that even mean? The jokes are cheesy? Like in Guardians? I don’t see the distinction other than Guardians being the same exact style of movie but it’s already popular.

If you can’t read between the lines of this story about a shitty celebrity coming into an unethically low-paying job and complaining about the location’s low sales numbers on his trash merch, then I’d argue that you’re more likely the person who’s never done retail work. That wouldn’t be fun for anyone but the largest…

Every single person he annoyed had something better to do than help him make more money.  Fuck this guy.

If you are talking about the picture of the astronaut in the upper left hand corner, that’s Ben Grimm before he turned into The Thing. In the comics, he was a test pilot and an astronaut before the cosmic rays. It’s also why he looks like Ebon Moss-Bachrach, the actor who is playing him.

This is why the whole multiverse thing is a lead weight around the neck of Marvel.

Nothing matters, there are infinite versions of everyone. There’s no peril or dramatic tension, nothing has consequence.

Fun fact: Freedom of Speech only applies to the government censoring viewpoints. Private companies, like Disney, are allowed to set limits on their employees’ speech. Further, Disney didn’t fire this fetid cunt, they chose not to renew her contract between seasons.

I’m completely in support of this move; watching Musk find fresh, dumb ways to burn money is a newfound hobby of mine.

All of these survival games are just Inane Chore List Simulators, and I do not even remotely understand the appeal.

And yet it’s still not as bad of a video as ‘We Built This City’. 

How are your NFTs doing?

sorry this happened to her, but damn it’s also awesome she’s going after the big corps.

It would be funny if the whole series was just her playing the game, just showing the back of the Game Boy

I don’t give two shits about the “takes” in the replies to this, but reminder, VOTE folks, and clearly don’t vote for any of these nut jobs. I don’t care if you’re not too hot for Biden, staying at home like many did in 2016 is not an option if you’re eligible to vote.

You have three choices, sink to the bottom and…

Ali Selim is 63 years old and has directed hundreds of commercials and several films and won several awards. What he’s saying is what a director would say, not what people who don’t know his job want him to say.

I like how they say “GGI Indy doesn’t look great” while posting a still photo that looks perfectly fine.

With almost all of the legitimately good writers and journalists having left over the past few years, they’ve gotta find a way to throw in some filler.