A robot butler is offering The Thing a cup of coffee.

Pokemon Red and Blue were released in the USA in late 1998.

What did Phil Spencer wear? I’m curious because I don’t think I’ve ever seen photos of him in anything but a T-shirt and a blazer.

So, it’s like the final battle of Final Fantasy VII? Where Cloud and friends descend into a crater to fight the Big Bad Sephiroth?

Kotaku, maybe it’s time to create a separate subsite and dump all stories about all streamers and the like there—I’m tired of having to scroll past posts about these douchebags most of the time; is this kid even a gamer?

His fireplace looks so sad.

That “digital asset” shown in the last image is one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen--people actually pay for that?

My favorite Bond film of all time is Skyfall — spectacular cinematography, new faces for old characters, dialogue laced with biting sarcasm and humor, and the film turns into “Home Alone” during the final act. Even the poster was lovely; Bond on the ground shooting a gun with a huge “007" behind him -- minimalist and…

Your headline should be:

Thank you for not making this a video post.

If I wanted to watch video posts I’d go to TikTok...or is that it? Kotaku, like the Meta sites, are trying to become more like TikTok now? I hate it.

The Pikachu was amazing—not only did she manage to create a perfect -looking one, she also had knowledge of basic electronic circuitry to sew in LEDs behind the cheeks that light up when a ketchup bottle is placed in Pikachu’s hands.

For me, though, Quaxly reminded me of Sgt. Joe from Suikoden III:

Wrong.

“I found it pretty hilarious that at The Roost, villagers who moonlight as servers will also partake in the au naturel look while on their shift.”

I remember when the GTS was first introduced in Diamond and Pearl—it was wonderful. I had a Cyndaquil imported from older games and would breed and trade it for the Pokemon I needed, and people were generally so helpful...those were good times indeed. Now it’s just so sad it’s come to this.

Those ordinances aren’t new—they were all in Animal Crossing: New Leaf, and I’m glad they brought them back in New Horizons.

“Kingdom” was incredible—the writing, acting, cinematography, costumes (those fabulous hats!), and more. I was drawn to it because of its unique premise—the undead during the Joseon Dynasty era—and I wasn’t disappointed.

Train to Busan was a movie, not a TV series.

It reminds me of the logo for CNN’s crappy spin-off channel, HLN