chelseanorman
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chelseanorman

I have two dogs and a cat! I like the balance of the dogs personality with the cats independent demeanor. I like having my dogs want to cuddle with me whenever, where my cat doesn't really do that. He will stand still for you to scratch his chin but he does not cuddle. I like training my dogs. They like being trained.

It's really not that bad. I've had dogs my whole life and still am envious at the amount of dedication those people who walk their dogs in blizzards and torrential downpours have to their dogs. I have a yard and small dogs, so wearing them out isn't very hard. Even when it's nasty outside, I have a hallway so we spend

I give Border Collie owners all the props. I am an experienced dog owner and still don't think I could ever devote enough energy into training and wasting the amount of energy Border Collies have. They are so smart and driven but so energetic.

I have two dogs and a cat and while they all drive me crazy in that special way that is annoying and endearing at the same time, I will always be a dog person. My cat is really cool, he's funny and adorable, but I don't know that I could say I would always want a cat the way I will always want to have a dog.

Maybe my cat is the exception to the rule, but he's not much smarter then my idiot dogs. He's very clumsy, is not the least bit graceful, he's not very manipulative... Maybe he's not a cat after all?

You could say the same for children, too, though. I mean, EVENTUALLY they'll be able to do all those things, but for about as long as the average animal (maybe not cats, cats live forever) lives, a child can't do the majority of those things.

I like Jackson Galaxy's (the guy from My Cat From Hell) term "Cat Guardians". I have dogs and a cat, and I don't like using "owner" as a term for either species. It's so weird. They're my family! Parents don't say they're baby owners or children owners, and I don't see why having pets is any different.

My cup is teal!

Gross story time!

"Have you ever googled on something for something and something else pops up?" I'm laughing so hard I'm choke-coughing!

They're pretty cheap, too! Thanks for the link!

I watched a documentary on Netflix about shelter dogs (Katherine Heigle was the host or whatever) and a part of it was about a program like this. A woman with polio started a similar program for a women's prison where they taught dogs to become service or guide dogs. These women have to have immaculate records (in

Your turban looks great on you and I kind of want to steal your sunglasses.

I wish my dogs were that gentle when playing with the cat. My puppy is so rough with him and the cat gets so mad. Then he'll go hide in a closet and sneak attack her.

I normally just pay someone to express the dogs' anal glands.

My mom calls it the hairy eyeball. My dad's look is acompanied by a pursing of the lips that my sister and I called the ducklips because he pushed them out in a way that looked like a duck bill.

Don't forget the three day vacation!

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Obviously this man has never seen Andre! Karina would have been able to pet that baby with no repercussions. Perhaps a missing gold anchor button off her new peacoat, but I'd rather lose a button and pet a baby sea pup then not pet a baby sea pup.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who is sick of the Tara whining. I know she's had a lot of shitty shit happen to her, so she's wary and has major trust issues but COME ON. Suck it up and show us how bad ass you are instead of being a cry baby all the time.

Lafayette tells it like it is and makes some of the other whinier characters quit their bitching and it's great. The trailers for the season premier are leaving nothing to grasp on to as far as where things are going and they've strayed so far from the books that I can't expect anything. I'm getting frantic here!