What in the world is skinny fat?

I thought this comment was going in a way different direction. I read "fast" as "fat" as in "I used to be fat for religious reasons" and I was so confused. I really think I should get my eyes checked, because if you look at my comment history there are about 1000 similar comments starting with "I read this as this and…

How did her labia not fall out from between that miniscule crotch gusset? It's like a thong for the front.

It's so hard to find a good pair of heels that fit well! I usually go a half size down from what I wear in flats, but sometimes they're tight and I'm too big of a baby to wear them until they break in. For whatever reason the little spin around the store isn't a very good tell tale on how the shoe is going to fit when…

My great grandmother has macular degeneration and has to wear large, dark sunglasses over her regular glasses. I do the same thing because I'm too cheap to shell out the big bucks for prescription sunglasses that I'll break or lose, and my mom makes fun of me all the time and calls me Frieda (as in "Nice look,…

I don't think Lena knows her correct shoe size. I don't think I've ever seen her at a red carpet even wearing shes that actually fit her. They always look a size too big. However, she's at least got an age appropriate dress that fits on this time. I can also completely relate to finding shoes you really love, but the…

He was so good in that movie. His parts were the only scenes I laughed at besides the drag racing line when they get arrested.

Don't those people know BREAST IS BEST?! Those puppies have instantly grown obese and allergic the second their little, wet noses touched those synthetic nipples. /sarcasm

Bears, they're just like us!

It hasn't caused him any issues and it's probably just me being a hypochondriac but that damn dog has cost me so much money, I would rather know if I have to start applying for credit cards. But luckily that's something I can afford without credit card debt in the event I get to have a pirate dog.

Was the surgery expensive? My dog scratched his eye last year and it never got infected or anything, so I didn't take him to the vet over it, just washed it out with saline a few times a day and it was fine, but paired with his already bad eye sight, he's now night blind. I have to take them to the vet for their…

I twisted that in my head that you think your niece is a rescue in my head and am cracking up. Thankfully my mind left out the dying at the ripe age of 13 because that's a little morbid and sad, and I'm sorry about your dog.

Anything blue is generally horrible. It will taste like shit and get you super drunk and probably on the cheap also.

I'm so tempted to murder the neighbor kids tonight, and then drag their dead bodies by the ears and return them to their parents and explain what ruthless little shit heads they are. They have absolutely no regard to privacy or property lines. They are currently walking through the flower beds that are under my bay…

Yes you can! My front door has these two button things on the width of the door right above the locking mechanism that goes in the wall when the door is shut and when you push one, you can't open it from the outside.

Someone posted this on facebook today, and while I'm not really one for sappy inspirational quotes, it really was very fitting and inspirational. I appreciate Mr. Rogers so much more as an adult then I did when I was a kid because I never really realized what he was all about. He was a genuinely good person trying to…

Read the books first. They're fast reads and they are hard to put down, and it's so worth reading them first. I wasn't that into the first movie but the second one looks splendid.

Does anyone have any experience with returning products from Coastal? I bought a pair of prescription sunglasses from Coastal on the 7 and received them yesterday and I think I screwed up my order because my sunglasses have no prescription in them. I was setting up my user account while trying to purchase the…

REDACTED because I am an idiot and forgot I wasn't on the open thread -_-

Yes. All of my cabinets are lined with contact paper and it was the project from hell. So many air bubbles! Try slicing them with sharp scissors or poking a whole in them with an xacto blade and pushing the air out. You still get wrinkles but at least no air bubbles.