chelseanorman
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chelseanorman

I wanna hear your best pet stories. I used to have a Chesapeake Bay Retriever who was my first dog that was solely my responsibility. We got him from a breeder who became a very close family friend. I named him, I day dreamed about him before he was even born, I trained him and we competed in confirmation shows

She does the same thing over and over again. It would be nice to see her do something different then a black dress with sparkles and long sleeves and dark tights.

If she feels uncomfortable showing a lot of skin, she should hook up with Mayim Bialik's stylist, who picks out absolutely gorgeous "conservative" red carpet looks. I understand not wanting to go out flaunting everything, but there is no need for her to be draped in that much fabric. However, I didn't think her dress

I love how she answered the question about the "process" of getting ready for the event. Like that was what gave her talent to win her award or something. I'm glad she acted kind of flippant about it.

I mean, it might have been a bit hyperbolic, but it was still more then 3 inches long and looked like a pretty big guage. UGH. Needles gross me out.

I'm surprised he didn't make it. All of the track teams in my neck of the woods you don't have to try out for. Anyone who wants to can join, but only a few people compete for points. I think that they had to rotate who the point runners were, but I don't remember. I think that Lolo Jones really enjoys track, also.

I got naseaus at the epidural part but was completely fascinated and fine with the surgery videos/pictures. THAT MAN YANKED THE PORT OUT OF HER SPINE! IT WAS LIKE A FOOT LONG! I think that is the most terrifying part about giving birth. Thank god it's usually optional.

You mentioned "bikini" and "frostbite" and all I can think of are blue nipples falling off of bodies and shuddering under my flannel quilt.

I can't stop laughing about how the black and white kitten looks like he's got buck teeth.

I managed to sneak up on my cat the other day and scare him and he turned into a big puff ball and I couldn't stop laughing. A while ago, Lindy posted a video of a cat playing in the snow (do you remember the adorableness!?) and I tried to recreate the moment with my former stray, now indoor only cat. He freaked out

I have two dogs and a cat. I am a dog person. However, there is something about my cat that keeps me entertained, even when he's doing stupid shit like this, just because I know my dogs would never be able to do it. They might be able to do a variation of the task, but not nearly with enough finesse or sneak as a cat.

I don't know if you know or have them, but Keebler makes a samoa-like cookie all year 'round and they're just as delicious and you get more in a container. They also have thin mints, but are sadly lacking in the knock-off Tagalong market.

My first thoughts upon reading his tweet "There are only about 16 cookies in a box of Samoas, that's really not that bad"... coming from the woman who ate a box of Tagalongs in 5 minutes flat, and polished it off with a brownie with oreos and peanut butter inside. And a chocolate chip cookie the size of my head. So

I had a friend who used to work at an adult day care facility and would occasionally have to pick people up from their home or do home care. She had one patron who she would wait for him to finish up a couple beers before bringing him to the facility in the afternoon. She said he didn't enjoy having to go their and it

Right?! And it's not like no one else saw it either. A bunch of people on the plane witnessed the incident, and one of the witnesses was named, but not quoted, so I would imagine he'd probably be testifying? I really hope that asshole doesn't get a plea bargain. Hitting a child and making him bleed AND calling him a

It's not a pleasant noise by any means, and being in a plane isn't pleasant either, which makes my patience grow thin and crying particularly grating. However, I would never EVER say anything to a parent about keeping their kid quiet or flash dirty looks or be rude to that parent. I understand that babies cry and

I read about this situation on yahoo news (the headline made no sense whatsoever) and the child's mother had asked him to repeat himself and he leaned in to her and whispered it in her ear again, you know, just to make the situation even more scary and threatening. This poor woman.

I guess I knew pretty early that our relationship was different then any other I'd had, but didn't exactly know he was who I definitely wanted to marry until a little later. I went away to college my first semester out of high school and wasn't given a whole lot of support from my family. Sure, they were all proud of

His people posted a video of him playing with a lemon prior to this one. That's where the "lemon beagle" term came from.

Oh yes they do. They also make DNA tests for males suspected as rapists, which are not a very fun experience, from what I hear.