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I mean, it might have been a bit hyperbolic, but it was still more then 3 inches long and looked like a pretty big guage. UGH. Needles gross me out.

I'm surprised he didn't make it. All of the track teams in my neck of the woods you don't have to try out for. Anyone who wants to can join, but only a few people compete for points. I think that they had to rotate who the point runners were, but I don't remember. I think that Lolo Jones really enjoys track, also.

I got naseaus at the epidural part but was completely fascinated and fine with the surgery videos/pictures. THAT MAN YANKED THE PORT OUT OF HER SPINE! IT WAS LIKE A FOOT LONG! I think that is the most terrifying part about giving birth. Thank god it's usually optional.

You mentioned "bikini" and "frostbite" and all I can think of are blue nipples falling off of bodies and shuddering under my flannel quilt.

I can't stop laughing about how the black and white kitten looks like he's got buck teeth.

I managed to sneak up on my cat the other day and scare him and he turned into a big puff ball and I couldn't stop laughing. A while ago, Lindy posted a video of a cat playing in the snow (do you remember the adorableness!?) and I tried to recreate the moment with my former stray, now indoor only cat. He freaked out

I have two dogs and a cat. I am a dog person. However, there is something about my cat that keeps me entertained, even when he's doing stupid shit like this, just because I know my dogs would never be able to do it. They might be able to do a variation of the task, but not nearly with enough finesse or sneak as a cat.

I don't know if you know or have them, but Keebler makes a samoa-like cookie all year 'round and they're just as delicious and you get more in a container. They also have thin mints, but are sadly lacking in the knock-off Tagalong market.

My first thoughts upon reading his tweet "There are only about 16 cookies in a box of Samoas, that's really not that bad"... coming from the woman who ate a box of Tagalongs in 5 minutes flat, and polished it off with a brownie with oreos and peanut butter inside. And a chocolate chip cookie the size of my head. So

I had a friend who used to work at an adult day care facility and would occasionally have to pick people up from their home or do home care. She had one patron who she would wait for him to finish up a couple beers before bringing him to the facility in the afternoon. She said he didn't enjoy having to go their and it

Right?! And it's not like no one else saw it either. A bunch of people on the plane witnessed the incident, and one of the witnesses was named, but not quoted, so I would imagine he'd probably be testifying? I really hope that asshole doesn't get a plea bargain. Hitting a child and making him bleed AND calling him a

It's not a pleasant noise by any means, and being in a plane isn't pleasant either, which makes my patience grow thin and crying particularly grating. However, I would never EVER say anything to a parent about keeping their kid quiet or flash dirty looks or be rude to that parent. I understand that babies cry and

I read about this situation on yahoo news (the headline made no sense whatsoever) and the child's mother had asked him to repeat himself and he leaned in to her and whispered it in her ear again, you know, just to make the situation even more scary and threatening. This poor woman.

I guess I knew pretty early that our relationship was different then any other I'd had, but didn't exactly know he was who I definitely wanted to marry until a little later. I went away to college my first semester out of high school and wasn't given a whole lot of support from my family. Sure, they were all proud of

His people posted a video of him playing with a lemon prior to this one. That's where the "lemon beagle" term came from.

Oh yes they do. They also make DNA tests for males suspected as rapists, which are not a very fun experience, from what I hear.

I can't say for sure, but I do know that Detroit has a lot of issues going on right now. Money is definitely an issue. In the Metro Detroit news, it's always being reported how many Detroit police officers and fire fighters and other emergency personnel are being laid off. My dad is a police officer in Wayne county

I don't care usually if it's just his guy friends, because they just talk about cars and other things that I have no input on. Plus, I am like you in the sense that most of the time I'd rather stay home in comfy clothes while catching up on tv or whatever.

Aww, that's so sad! I would have never guessed he went through so much pain just a short while ago, he looks so happy and rambunctious! I know all too well about the janky shelter dog hair cuts haha. I don't know what our Bubba went through before he was dropped off at the shelter, but he was pretty grimy when we got

Is he part shih tzu? My shih tzu has a crooked snaggle tooth on the bottom. I really like your pooches hair cut. I always let my Bubba's hair grow out and then shave him down, but I love his round head! He's due for a cut soon so maybe I'll tell them to do this.