Han has to call her that at least once in this movie. At least once. And receive a ball-withering glare in return.

“But it is the men who are attacking the women. If there is to be a curfew, let the men stay at home.”

Since men are doing all the raping, why not have a curfew for men instead?

Serious question: Why can’t the proprietor just ask the racist ass-clown to not return. “Sir, I’m sorry that our values and yours don’t match. I’m sure that another vendor would be more to your liking. Please have a nice day...” I get it—you depend on customers for your livelihood. But these people will never learn…

People say this sort of thing and it completely perplexed me. What bothers you about it? You wish you were a teenager?

“Who knew the nurses of America moved like the mob?”

And then spray her in the face with the little squirt bottle reserved exactly for these instances of being a horrible person.

I mean, I know we’re all laughing at these people but sooner or later there’s going to be a cooties epidemic and we’re all going to feel very foolish.

I read all of these in the 70’s when I was first allowed to get books from the Adult section of the library*. And now I have to go read them again dammit.

I didn’t realize this would be that big.... But it’s really the response I want to give to all these fuckwits.

Wedding favors. We didn’t have any because I couldn’t think of anything I was dying to give people. I watched my friends freak out over the ‘perfect wedding favor’ and work way too hard and spend way too much money on something that gets left behind, tossed in a junk drawer, or eaten and forgotten about. So we just…

Wait, I thought Christians were supposed to be looking forward to Christ’s return in the second coming and/or the rapture. In that case, shouldn’t she be *thanking* Obama?

The world better not end before May 1st, I really want to see The Avengers.

I do the same thing that I do when someone tells me a racist “joke” - look at them blankly and say, “I don’t understand; can you explain why you {said that/asked me to do that/thought that was my job/etc}?” Then they have to stammer over an excuse as to why they were an asshole to you, but don’t have any grounds to…

If only there had been a good guy with a chair, this could have been prevented.

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

Burt's Bees has been my go to. There is one part of my lip that cracks and breaks during dry or really cold weather. The crack looks like I've been punch in the lip (and it does bleed if it gets too dry). Started using Burt's and haven't had it happen for an entire year.

Burt's Bees has been my go to. There is one part of my lip that cracks and breaks during dry or really cold weather.…

That's *one* of my biggest issues with the anti-abortion crowd. Call it what it is - you want to defend something that resembles a sea monkey.

"But I don't waaaannna"

Still, if you say yes, the person will spend extra preparing your spot. I was raised to only cancel under extreme circumstances, if I'd RSVP'd yes. Part of being an adult is sometimes just sucking it up and going, even if it's not what you personally feel like doing at this very moment.